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53 Enrons After Christ (Satire To Avoid Libel)

 

The 1st Enron After Christ

0-100 A.D.

I. Tobacco “Nearly Everywhere” In Americas
II. Nero Forbids The Word “Cancer” To Be Spoken On The Radio
III. Nero’s Negative Poll Numbers Highest Ever; Second Only To Previous Dictator
IV. Launch Of First Ever Forgiveness-Based Initiative
V. Overtime Pay For Skilled Romans On Chopping Block
VI. Nero Meets With Palestinian Terror Suspects In Crawford, Texas
VII. Healthcare Entrepreneur Richard Scrushy Races His “Monopoly” Powerboat Up The Nile River
VIII. Scrushy’s Boat Named “Queen Of The Suez” By Egyptian Powerboat Association
IX. Nero Meets With 130 Muslim Businessmen In Roman Senate
X. First Match Is Thrown Starting “Great Fire Of Rome”
XI. Fire Destroys CFTC Enforcement Office & Rome Security & Exchange Commission
XII. Pack Of Cigarettes, Krueger Brand Matches, And Charred Remains Of Children’s Goat Story Found In Vicinity Where Nero Fiddled
XIII. Rome’s Largest Energy Trader Files For Bankruptcy
XIV. Roman Talk Show Hosts Begin Referring To Caesar as Julius “Global Crossing” Caesar
XV. Rome Intelligence Agency Completes Report On Nigerian YellowCake Sold To Visigoths And Huns In London
XVI. Start Of Fosse Way & Ostia Artificial Harbor Construction
XVII. Paul’s “Letter To The Corinthian Canal Company”
XVIII. Lake Fucunus Readied For Mock Battle
XIX. Discovery Of Burial Box With List Of Relatives Inscribed; Includes: “Jessie James,” Scottish Banker “John Law,” “Jay Gould” And Apostle “Louis”;  Inscription Also States: ”Henrietta Maria Was Christ’s Favorite Sister.. Before Moving To Baltimore”
XX. Heron’s Mechanics
XXI. Necho’s Canal Renovated

The 2nd Enron A.D.

100-200 A.D.

I. Towers, Forts, Walls, Mills, Forums, Pantheons, Canals, And Other Enron Bridge Projects
II. Hadrian Walls Become Grain Mills Sparking Notion That Military Entrenchments Can Double As Canals
III. Unconquered Sun Proclaimed God Of Roman Empire

The 3rd Enron A.D.

200-300 A.D.

I. The Last Enron Is Paid In Full; Persecution Phase Of Enron Begins
II. Judeo-Christian Merchants Discover Military Roads Can Be Used For Commercial Purposes Too?
III. Another “Liberal” Roman Immigration Law
IV. Free-College Education Conferred On Undocumented Immigrants
V. Mayans Consider Spanish As National Language
VI. Magnetic Compass Invented.. Again
VII. Formation Of First Shoe-Making Union
VIII. Shoe-Making Union Insurgents Question God Status Of Unconquered Sun
IX. Worker Strike In Apparel Industry; Italian Apparel Market Reels On News Of Worker Walk-Out
X. Shoe Manufactures Consider Outsourcing To Gettysburg & Hanover
XI. First Asian Nike Factories Begin Construction

The 4th Enron A.D.

300-550 A.D.

Also Known As: The 1st Enron “Intermediate Period”

Also Known As: The Temporary Collapse.. Of Enron

Enron Rating: *****

I. A Fashion Industry Monopolization Becomes Known As.. “Dark Ages”
II. Large Scale Iron Production In Northern Europe
III. Civil War Bandages Wage-Inflation Issue
IV. Start Of Faith-Based Initiative Councils
V. Huns And Vandals Prepare Western Europe For Clothing Industry
VI. Sun-Worshippers Declare Paganism To Be Illegal
VII. Huns Put An End To Barbaric Gladiator Competition
VIII. Kamaragupta; Golden Nugget Milken And Bennett The Gambler Begin Distributing Educational Tapes In India
IX. India’s No Child Left Behind Act Makes Reading Of “My Fair Lady” Compulsory
X. Rioters Destroy Apparel Monopoly Evidence in Alexandria
XI. Religious Conversion Epidemic
XII. Cisco Systems Offer Indian Peasants Abacus Certification
XIII. Production Of Raw Silk Attempted
XIV. Labor-Saving Merry-Go-Round Invented
XV. Liberal College Professors Teach Of Justinian’s Passion To Monopolize Clothing Industry
XVI. Fifth Council Legalizes Silk Anti-Trust
XVII. Vatican Considers Using Newly Constructed Cathedrals As Silk Factories
XVIII. Byzantine Factory Workers Demand Separation Of Church And Industry

The 5th Enron A.D.

Also Known As: The New Improved Enron

I. Silk Industry Monopoly Pretends To Smuggle Chinese Silk Worms
II. Chinese Liberal Media Reports: China Falling Way Behind In The Silk Industry
III. Dark Ages Continue
IV. Italian Apparel Jobs Outsourced To Egypt
V. Mohammed Becomes Uninterested In Silk Factory Career; Investigates Chinese Canal Job
VI. Benedict: Clothing Industry Mogul Becomes Pope
VII. Byzantine Gold Rush.. Without The Rush
VIII. Mohammed Considers Employment In Windmill Industry
IX. Mayan Cigars In Guatemala
X. Construction Begins On China’s Grand Canal Introducing More Flooding Of Biblical Proportions
XI. Enron Debasement Phase; Benedict Replaces Monetary System With Barter
XII. Mohammed’s Yangtze River Vision

The 6th Enron

600-650 A.D.

I. Greek Settlement Scheme Continues
II. China’s Grand Canal
III. China’s Yung Chi Canal
IV. Canal Projects And Biblical Flooding Become Permanent Traveling Companions
V. Mohammed Wins Grand Canal Draft Lottery
VI. Work Arabs Don’t Want To Do.. Either
VII. Episcopal/Islamic/Buddhist Non-Denominational Religious Boom
VIII. Concept Of “Child-King” Emigrates To Mayan Principality
IX. Mayan Bankers Prepare Economy For Pakal’s Immature Financial Decisions
X. Little Pakal Reassures Mayan Cigar-Makers Union: “Earth Is Definitely Flat”
XI. Chinese State-Controlled Media Coverage Of Gay Marriage At All-Time High
XII. Enron Mid-Phase Morality-Play: Pakal Begins Dating Abu-Bekr
XIII. Can You Say: “Rich Umbrian Cloth Merchant”?
XIV. Persian Windmills Consider Fleeing Religious Persecution To Holland
XV. Mohammed Courts 12 Year-Old Pakal’s Girlfriend
XVI. Webster Enters “Byzantine” In Dictionary: Defined As: Judeo-Christian Clothing Monopoly; “Order Of The Cloth”
XVII. Muslum and Byzantine Soldier/Workers Begin Egyptian Canal Repairs
XVIII. Arab Coinage Provides Debasement Opportunity
XIX. Spain: Obligatory “Persecution” Follows Monetary Debasement

The 7th Enron A.D.

650-700 A.D.

I. Egypt’s Ramses Canal Repair
II. Greek Settlement Scheme Emigrates To Holland
III. Clothing Monopoly Begins Peruvian Outsourcing
IV. Justinian Kisses Pope’s Foot & Soon Kicks Off
V. Arabs Give Blessing To Jewish Cultural Development

The 8th Enron A.D.

700-800 A.D.

I. The Dutch Settlement Scheme Experiences Its First Enron
II. Charlemagne Comes Down With German Canal Fever
III. So What Have We Learned?  Dark Ages = Typical Religious Industrial Monopoly
IV. Outsourcing Of Papermaking Leapfrogs From Empire To Empire
V. Charlemagne Faith-Based Initiative; Gregorians Begin Chanting
VI. Enron Dictionary Entry: Tithes
VII. Pope Approves Of Charlemagne Socialism
VIII. Private Property Enters Religious Debate
IX. Enron Viking Stage Marks Official Start Of Dutch Settlement Scheme
X. The Dyke Goes To War!
XI. Constantine Tells Mother: “Go F__k Yourself”
XII. Irene Tells Son: “Go F__k Yourself”
XIII. Early Enron Colonization Phase: Byzantine/Greek Morality Play
XIV. Vikings Vote To Rename Themselves “Irish-Travelers”
XV. Dutch-Irish And “Northmen” Conclude Minimum Of 5 Morality Plays Required For New World Outsourcing Plan
XVI. George Washington Surveys Amsterdam Harbor; Claims It Is A “Dismal Job”
XVII. Charlemagne Teaches “Fine Print”; Begins Dreaming Of Canals
XVIII. Easter Island Declared Corporate Tax Haven

The 9th Enron A.D.

800-850 A.D.

I. ”Lex Frisionum” For The Frisian Harbor Workers
II. Enron Note: Muslim, Jewish, and Christian Hatred Has Fueled Growth & Progress Now For A Few Thousand Years
III. The Fog Of Viking War
IV. A Distinct Chinese Late Stage Enron; Bankruptcy And Obligatory Persecution
V. Yiddish Developed In Germany
VI. Farces Make Their First Appearances

The 10th Enron A.D.

850-900 A.D.

I. Farces Make Their First Appearance.. For The Second Time (That’s Why They Call Them Farces)
II. A Blind King In Burgundy
III. Pornocracy; Another Century.. Another Dutch Settlement Morality-Play

11th Enron A.D.

900-1000 A.D.

The Beginning Of The Canal-Lock Enrons

I. Chambered-Lock Invention On China’s Grand Canal; 82 Years Later The Dutch Are The First To Spot A Few Loop-Holes In Yet Another Chinese Patent
II. Compass Finally Used
III. Arabs & Jews Become Court Physicians In Germany
IV. Promised Land Relocates Westward From Mesopotamia To Spain
V. Construction Of Holland Harbor As Center Of World Trade.. Nears Completion

The 12th Enron A.D.

1000-1050 A.D.

The Dutch Settlement Scheme Moves To Holland

I. The First Canonization Of Saints
II. The Frisians Build Dykes Against Floods And Invasions Only, Giving No Regard To The Concept Of Global Trade
III. A Tithe And A Tax
IV. Zimbabwe Iron Outsourcing Begins
V. Astrolabs Emigrate To Europe; Reduces Chances Of Being “Blown Off Course”
VI. English Monks Excel In Chanting, Praying, And Embroidery

13th Enron A.D.

1050-1100 A.D.

Canal-Locks Emigrate From China To Holland

I. Dutch Canals With Single-Locks Lift Trade To New Heights – get it?
II. Crusades Planned To Bridge The World’s Canal-Lock Divide
III. Once Again Religion Makes An Industrial/Commercial Monopoly Play
IV. Labor Trouble In Northwest England
V. Crusade & “Order” Mania Attempt Wage Stabilization
VI. Tower Of London Prepared For New World Outsourcing & Single-Guy Conspiracies

14th Enron A.D.

1100-1150 A.D.

I. Flemish Single-Locks
II. Henry I’s Foss Dyke Improvements
III. Gondolas & Gold & Venetian Traders In Venice
IV. Dutch Settlement Scheme Implements Pretended Messiah Plan
V. Henry I WalMarts France
VI. Anti-Pope Encounters Pretend Messiah; Discusses Commercial Revolution

The 15th Enron A.D.

1150-1200 A.D.

A Top-Twenty Enron

I. Early Enron Phase; Judicial “Reform”
II. Early-Mid Enron Planning Phase; Commercial/Industrial Revolution
III. “Orders” Oversee Commercial Expansion
IV. Construction Boom Continues; Includes Jails & Leaning Towers
V. The Great Canal Dreamer Is Canonized
VI. Englanders Discover Global Trade Does Not Come Cheap;  Financial “Confusion” Followed By Late Enron Phase: Jury Rigging
VII. Assisi Men’s Wear Founded
VIII. Sons Of Rich Umbrian Cloth Merchants Recognize Need For Order Templars, Brotherhoods, & More Order (Remember The Judeo-Christian Clothing Monopoly?)
IX. 1189: First Silver Florins Minted At Florence Offer Traditional Debasement Opportunity
X. Larry D. Nelson, CEO Of Nelson Glass Contractors, Inc., Becomes A Director Of German Hospitalers
XI. More “Orders”;  Single-Locks In Italy

The 16th Enron A.D.

1200-1250 A.D.

The Earliest Aquinas Enron

A Top-Twenty Enron A.D.

I. Holland Harbors Are Ready For Commercial Expansion
II. Amsterdam Founded; Prepares For Boom In Global Trade Monopolies
III. Venetian Banks
IV. Lebanese Born Monsour Hourani Transforms Order Of German Hospitalers Into Teutonic Order
V. Inquisition & The American Protective League Expand The Faith-Based Initiative
VI. The First Court Jesters
VII. Saint Francis Discovered Missing From Texas National Guard Service
VIII. Assisi Leisure Wear Introduces Two New Lines: “Upseedaisies” and “New World Choir Robes”
IX. Franciscan Friars & Bishops Begin Packing For Birmingham Monopoly Trials
X. Aquinas’ Parents Prepare Little Tommy For The Dominican Order
XI. Samuel Slater Visits China & Japan And Just Like The Silk Worm, The Canal-Lock, Gunpowder, & The Rocket.. Chinese Bankers Quickly Come To Closure Over Pirated Porcelain Pottery
XII. The Medieval Inquisition Begins & Lasts Well Into The 21st Century
XIII. Polo The Liar Observes Giant Red Birds In Chinese Airspace
XIV. Rich Umbrian Cloth Merchants Discuss Ramifications Of Flanders Weavers’ Strike
XV. Church Hymnals Add Two New Popular Tunes: “Weaving For Christ” & “Onward Christian Weavers”
XVI. Orin Hatch Begins Penning Songs With Religious Themes
XVII. Pope Innocent IV Approves Of Use Of Torture In Witchcraft Trials
XVIII. All Members Of Weavers’ Union Declared To Be Witches
XIX. Vatican Begins Easing Inquisition-Era Banking Limits
XX. Enron Late Stage: Golden Florins Next Up For Debasement Duty

The 17th Enron A.D.

1250-1300 A.D.

Enron Rating: ****

I. Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues
II. Coins Clipped In London; See.. I Wasn’t Kidding
III. Freedom Finally Gets A Modern Definition
IV. Goldsmith & Tailor Guilds Declared To Be Witches
V. Heresy Defined As Suspicion Of Clipped-Coinage
VI. Bacon Imprisoned For Heresy
VII. The Exhilarch Exercises Role As SEC Top-Cop
VIII. Sequins First Coined In Venice
IX. Textile Factories Require Employees To Obtain License To Practice Witchcraft
X. Church Declares “Polo Is A Liar”
XI. Church Declares: “Earth Is Still Flat”
XII. Forbidden Books Publishing Company Changes Name To Barnes & Noble
XIII. Tower Of London & China’s Grand Canal Are Completed
XIV. French Accountants Begin Using Newly Invented Spectacles
XV. Citizens Of The World Expelled From The Other Country Franklin The Agnostic Was Fond Of.. Again

The 18th Enron A.D.

1300-1350 A.D.

I. The Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues
II. China Ready For Outsourcing Expansion
III. Pre-War Tradition: Temporary End Of European Slave Trade

The 19th Enron A.D.

1350-1450 A.D.

The Rome Settlement-Scheme Officially Transforms To The Dutch Settlement-Scheme

I. War Takes Citizen’s Minds Off Of Coin-Clipping And Allows Them To Focus On Life’s More Important Issues
II. Question: What Can You Get Accomplished During 100 Years Of War?
III. The Dutch Build Double-Locks & Hollow Post Mills & The Germans & The French Build Canals & The Spanish Build Three-Masted Slave Ships
IV. The Peasants Revolt
V. Alchemy Becomes More & More A Field For Un-Official Swindlers
VI. Bedlam Medical Center Founded
VII. Good “Early-Enron Phase” Example: Prince Henry The Navigator Begins The Next Enron; Spain & Portugal Do What Spain & Portugal Always Do During Wars Between The English & The French
VIII. African Slavery Replaces Recently Abolished European Slavery Just In The Nick Of Time
IX. England Governed By “Child-King”
X. Joan Of Arc Hates England As Much As She Hates France
XI. China’s Grand Canal Is Now Carrying 450,000 Tons Of Freight A Year
XII. Did You Catch That?
XIII. A Single Canal In China Now Carries 450,000 Tons Of Freight Before America Sees Its First Colony
XIV. Did You Catch That?
XV. Pope Eugene Canonizes Mad Marjorie
XVI. England Goes Two Whole Years Without A War

The 20th Enron A.D.

1450-1500 A.D.

Columbus’ Enron

I. “Over There” Becomes An Official English-Dutch-Jewish-Muslim Outsourcing Song
II. Venician Patents Introduced To Give The Illusion That Homeland Careers Aren’t Being Outsourced
III. Isabella & Columbus’ Global Modern-Lock Plan Includes Harvard, Plymouth Rock & Utrecht University
IV. Henry VII’s English Pound Offers Aristocrats Another Debasement Opportunity
V. Jews & Muslims Are Enron-ed From Spain; Columbus Is Enron-ed From Spain On The Very Same Day
VI. Columbus’ Tobacco Habit Is Up To Two English Pounds A Day
VII. Columbus Discovers The New World Is Flat Like The Old One
VIII. Tobacco Becomes Payment For Labor; Workers Demand Whiskey Too
IX. In 1498 Casco da Gama Outsourced The Indian Straight
X. Canal Workers Recruited To Dig The “Cut” In Connecti-Cut & Cali-Cut
XI. Wheel-lock Invented In Italy
XII. Wheel-lock Finds Loophole In Recent Venetian Patent System
XIII. Bill Gates Laments That 90% Of Wheel-locks In China Are Pirated

The 21st Enron A.D.

1489-1558 A.D.

The Pragmatist’s Enron & History’s First Top-Ten Enron

STOP!!

Investment Advice!!

Participants In The Great Ownership Society Would Do Well To Remember The Date 1558

The Reader Is Encouraged To Read The Previous Enron Or The “20th Enron, A.D.,” Otherwise Known As “Columbus’ Enron,” Which.. Although The Columbus Enron Is Compelling And Of Wise Financial Value To Those Who May Opt To Participate In The Great Ownership Society Of The 21st Century.. It Is Not Considered A Top-Ten Enron Out Of History’s 71 Enrons

This Is The 38th Canal Enron, The First Of Many, Many, Railroad Enrons & History’s First Top-Ten Enron

Reminder: The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1489 Through 1558 A.D.

I. Enron Early Phase: A Shmoke & A Pancake; The Dutch Tobacco, Medicaid Socialism, & Harbor Revolution Begins; The Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues
II. King Henry VIII and Leo X Add “Laying Dry Of Drowned Lands” To Official List Of Biblical Metaphors For Waterway Trade Construction Projects
III. In 1492 Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blue.  In 1498 Da Gama Sailed The Indian Straight; India Outsourcing Begins In Ernest
IV. Venetian Labor Department Fears Canal Worker Recruitment Goals To Dig The “Cut” In Connecti-“Cut” & Cali-“Cut” Are Falling Short
V. The Wheel-lock Is Invented In Italy
VI. The Wheel-Lock Finds Loopholes In Recent Venetian Patent System
VII. Bill Gates Laments That 90% Of Wheel-locks In China Are Pirated
VIII. The Barber-Surgeons Of Edinburgh Have First Mystical Vision Of HealthSouth Monopoly
IX. Leo X Proclaims Gutenberg’s Press “Promises To Take Power Out Of The Hands Of A Few”
X. Historical Documentation Including Financial Information Doubles From 1491 To 1492
XI. The Low-Countries Become The Only Countries Never To Expel The Hebrews?
XII. Tobacco Begins To Finance New World Harbor Construction; Smoking Eventually Finances Healthcare Monopolists
XIII. The Railway Is Used In Mining
XIV. Leo X Institutes Pre-Press Censorship; So Much For The Promise Of Gutenberg’s Printing Press
XV. The Peasants Revolt In Germany
XVI. Enron Faith-Based Initiative Stage: Dissatisfied With Tobacco & Whiskey As Compensation, Martin Luther Begins His Faith-Based Initiative; Receives A “Tract” (of land?)
XVII. The Aztecs Begin To Realize Why Their National Language Is Spanish
XVIII. The Famous King Henry VIII “Untruth”: “I Did Not ‘Intrigue’ That Woman, Ms. Boleyn”
XIX. Another World Leader With A Canal Obsession; Holy Roman Emperor Charles V Orders A Panama Canal Survey
XX. No Longer Permitted To Smoke “Country Money” In Church, King Henry VIII Creates Church Of England As Non-Denominational Religious Mania Sweeps Over Europe
XXI. The Pragmatic Sanction of 1549; The Low Countries Do A Name-Change False-Flag; Re-Coinage In 9 Years Provides An Early Definition Of The Word Pragmatism
XXII. Tycho Brahe Born; Remember The Name Tyco
XXIII. A German Mine Monopoly
XXIV. A London Printing Monopoly
XXV. Enron Late Phase; Invoice For Global Harbor Construction Comes Due
XXVI. State Bankruptcy In Spain And France
XXVII. The First Publicly Admitted Re-Coinage; Good Coinage For Bad Coinage Becomes Known As “Royal Exchange”
XXVIII. Famine Encourages Emigration; State Bankruptcy & Re-Coinage Add A Little Incentive Of Their Own
XXIX. “Forbidden Books” Protects Unpopular Re-Coinage Program And Offers An Early Indication That Reading Isn’t Fundamental After All

The 22nd Enron A.D.
 
Period: 1558-1622

Shakespeare’s Enron & History’s Second Top-Ten Enron

Investment Note: Wise Participants In The Great Ownership Society Should Remember The Date 1622

This Is America’s Second Enron, The 39th Canal Enron And History’s Second Top-Ten Enron

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1558 To 1622

I. The Whole World Goes Dutch
II. Si’Kar & A Blintz?
III. The Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues;  But Are They Fleeing? … Or Trickling?
IV. The Re-Coinage Aftermath: More Huguenot Millionaires Than Ever
V. Phil & Wendy Gramm Write A Letter To The Wall Street Journal: “Econ 101: Poor Huguenots Can’t Give You A Job”
VI. The Only Books Permitted To Be Printed Are Those Focusing On Tulips
VII. The Luckiest French Huguenots Avoid France’s Wars Of Religion
VIII. French Tobacco Entrepreneurs Colonize Florida; Discover Large Number Of Menial Jobs Huguenots Don’t Want To Do
IX. Shakespeare Is Contracted To Write Proper Reading Material To Replace The Books The Church Forbids
X. The Queen Of Scots Takes A Genetic Risk
XI. Nicot Coins The Word Nicotine And Writes Of Its Medicinal Properties;  Now The Queen Of Scots Has A Genetic Problem & A Cancer Problem
XII. The War On Cancer Makes Significant Progress; Barber/Surgeons Guild Of Seville Recommends Tobacco As A Cancer Cure; HIPAA & Medicare Needed Now More Than Ever
XIII. More European Harbors Under Construction In America
XIV. The Council Of Ten Believes Suez Canal “Too Expensive” Without Cost-Effective War-On-Terror Labor
XV. Spanish Colonists Are No Longer Allowed To Smoke Their “Country Money” In Places Of Worship
XVI. John Of Sweden Puts On Maureen Hartman’s Brown Scapular
XVII. The Levant Trading Company Establishes The World’s First Debaseable 401K
XVIII. The English Eastland Company Is Founded
XIX. Virginia Tobacco And Soil Research Begins.. With The Queen’s Blessing
XX. Sir Walter Raleigh Finally Learns To Smoke
XXI. Anti-Smoking Nazis Offer The First Caution In The Use Of Tobacco
XXII. The Inquisition Is Expanded To Include The Entire Flat Earth
XXIII. The King Of France Hates France Too
XXIV. Parliament Transports Criminals To The Colonies.. With The Queen’s Blessing
XXV. Tobacco Becomes Currency Standard In The Colonies
XXVI. Judeo-Christian Missionaries Make A Long Arduous Journey.. To India
XXVII. Pope Declares Religious Persecution Now Includes A Smoking Ban
XXVIII. Queen Elizabeth Breaks The Pope’s Smoking Ban
XXIX. The British East India Monopoly Is Founded And Begins To Pretend To Compete With The Dutch Monopoly
XXX. Ottoman Sultan Mehmed Capitalizes On Cost-Effective Christian Labor Pool
XXXI. The Dutch Settlement Scheme Encounters A Shortage Of Skilled Workers; Sound Familiar?
XXXII. The Dutch East India Company Is Founded
XXXIII. Gosnold Surveys The Cape Cod Canal Harbor Project As A Potential Haven & Jobs Program For Future Persecuted Arrivals
XXXIV. Walter Raleigh Writes The First Book On Outsourcing And British Offshore Tax Havens
XXXV. King James Considers Revising The Bible And Increases Import Tax On Tobacco 4,000% For Skilled Workers Only; The Cost Of Health Care Begins To Skyrocket
XXXVI. Guy Fawkes Day Marks The Tobacco Insurrection
XXXVII. The Colonists Hate King James So Much They Name Their Colony Jamestown 
XXXVIII. Unaware Of The Tobacco Tax Announcement, The Virginia Company Of London “Plants” Jamestown
XXXIX. Amsterdam Exchange Built; Has Twenty-Six Months To Prepare For Dutch Debasement Scheme
XL. Suze Orman Begins Writing: “The Six Laws Of Subsidiary Coin”
XLI. Orman Law #1:  “Fleeing Investor Persecution Will Commence Immediately”
XLII. Shakespeare Begins To Guard His Copper Pennies
XLIII. And.. Just Like Enron Clockwork.. Here Comes The Second  Invoice For The New World Outsourcing Initiative; The Banking House Of Welser, Augsburg Declares Bankruptcy
XLIV. The French Begin Burning History Books
XLV. English Cloth Monopoly Is Granted To Merchant “Adventurers”
XLVI. The Tower Of London Removes Its “No Vacancy” Sign
XLVII. Walter Raleigh Becomes “Sir” For The Bargain Basement Price Of 20 Gold Coins
XLVIII. Enron Morality-Play Phase; The Famous Cardinal Richelieu “Untruth”: I Did Not “Intrigue” That Woman, Ms. de Medici
XLIX. Richelieu’s Intriguing Statement Diverts Attention From Metallic Coin Speculation
L. The Dutch West Africa Company Founded
LI. European Iron Outsourcing Is Established In Falling Creek, Virginia
LII. A Dutch Man Of Warre Slays Communism; Sells Virginia Company 20 Negars
LIII. Arthur Anderson Contracted To Tally Negars And Later Establish Negar Voting Privileges ;  1 Negar = 20 Slaves; 3 Votes = 1 Vote
LIV. Colonist Wives Break Through Glass Ceiling; Wives Now Cost 120 Lbs. Tobacco
LV. Virginians Believe Wives To Be A Little Pricey; Give Thanks Just The Same
LVI. Mayflower Arrival Eases Virginia Company Orphaned Apprentice Demand 
LVII. Inflation Hits Future Colonist Wife Market; Now $150 Lbs. Tobacco
LVIII. The Dutch West India Company Is Incorporated
LIX. The Board Members Of The Dutch Settlement Scheme Implicate Bacon In Single-Guy Conspiracy
LX. Enron Faith-Based Initiative Put Into Action; The First Thanksgiving; Thank God For The Orphaned Apprentices.  Yours Truly, The Virginia Company
LXI. Enron Late Phase; The Speculative Market Debasement To Pay For America Stage- 2 Is 4 Months Away
LXII. The Crash Of February, 1622 (Holy Roman Empire)
LXIII. “Ownership Society” Alert: Communist Pilgrims Discover Pitfalls Of “Share Ownership”

Enron Knowledge-Transfer Phase; English Patent Laws Set Sail For The Land Of Opportunity

The 23rd Enron A.D.

Participants In The Great Ownership Society Should Remember The Dates 1622-1637

This Is America’s Third Enron

Content Supports Enron 22 & 21 Both Of Which Are Top-Ten Enrons

I. Sweden Outsources Iron To New Sweden
II. Inside Investors Receive Knighthoods
III. More Knighted Millionaires Than Ever
IV. Western Canal Obsession Continues
V. Plymouth Colony Law Specifies Dimensions Of Green Harbor Canal In “Feete”
VI. Investors Discover Somebody Was Cooking-The-Books During All That Religious Persecution Stuff
VII. James I Passes First American Sarbanes-Oxley Act; Monopolies Declared “Illegal”
VIII. Handcuff One Of The Bastards
IX. Cranfield; King’s Advisor Becomes Single-Guy Conspirator
X. de Tocqueville Two-Party System Example: “King” = Conservative Republican; “King’s Advisor” = Liberal Democrat; End Result: Market Still Debased
XI. Virginia Company Does A WorldCom
XII. First English Settlement In Eastern India
XIII. Tobacco Tax And Tobacco Monopoly In England; So Much For Sarbanes-Oxley
XIV. Outside Investors Discover Wampum Beads Worth More Than Dutch West India Stock
XV. Shah Sefi Honors England’s Tobacco Monopoly
XVI. Bridge Project; Enron Early Stage: Harbor With Sluices Begin Construction At LeHavre
XVII. Galileo Learns About Patent Law The Hard Way
XVIII. Speculative Market Debasement To Finance America Stage III: 14 Months Away
XIX. Harvard Discusses Maine Indentured Servants & Fisherman’s Mutiny
XX. 1636: Enron Market Bubble; Elegant Houses (Remember The Millionaires?), Dutch East India Shares, Canals & Drainage Projects
XXI. Lincoln Distances Himself From Antinomians
XXII. February 1637 Market Crash
XXIII. Honest Abe’s Great, Great, Grandpappy Flees Investor Persecution During Ban On Emigration?
XXIV. Enron Final Stage: Obligatory War Takes Investor Minds Off Another Market Debasement
XXV. Prynne; Board Members Of Dutch Settlement Scheme Plan Pillory And Mutilation For Single-Guy Conspiracy

The 24th Enron A.D.

1637-1696

The Founding Father’s Enron & History’s Third Top-Ten Enron

Investment Tip: Participants In The Great Ownership Society May Want To Pay Particular Attention To Both Of The Dates 1637 & 1696

This Is America’s Fourth Enron, The First Of Many Steam Enrons, The 41st Canal Enron, History’s Fourth Top-Ten Enron

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1637 To 1696

I. February 1637 Market Crash Aftermath; The Founding Father’s Fathers Flee Investor Persecution
II. The Dutch East India Monopoly Goes As Planned
III. Yawn…  The Obligatory Post-Market Crash [Pequot] War On Terror
IV. More Millionaires Named Lincoln Then Ever Before
V. Samuel Lincoln And Henry Adams Establishe The First New World Rags-To-Riches Stories
VI. Sam Seems To Have Successfully Avoided England’s Emigration Restriction
VII. Puritan Quakers Are Granted Tracts Of Land Just Prior To Fleeing Religious Persecution; Not A Bad Deal?
VIII. Suze Orman Writes: “The Five Laws Of Investing In Tulip Bulbs”
IX. Enron Question: How Is It Nobody Speculated In French Canal Projects?
X. Germany Institutes The: “No Soldier/Student Left Behind” Act
XI. The Honor Thy Father &Mother Brooke “Diversion”; Yet Another Biblical Metaphor For Canal Construction
XII. Adams And Lincoln Think Something Is “Erie” About The Mother Brooke Canal And Are Baffled That Nobody Seems To Have Speculated In The Dedham, Massachusetts Canal Projects Either?
XIII. England Outsources Torture & Iron Foundries To The Colonies
XIV. Rhode Island; The First Baptist Faith-Based Initiative
XV. The Amsterdam Exchange Bans Smoking In New Amsterdam (The “Land Where Tobacco Grows,”) Or As The Native Americans Say “Sapponckanican”
XVI. Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues; Terrorist’s Heads Become Footballs In Manhattan (Enron Tip: Manhattan = New Amsterdam = Dutch)
XVII. Harvard’s Henry Dunster Makes Controversial Claim: “Women Don’t Have Canal-Digging Skills”
XVIII. The Puritans Are In Charge In England But Decide To Flee Anyway
XIX. The Quakers Draw Up Plans To Strengthen Quaker Iron Monopoly..  In Russia
XX. Enron Faith Based Initiative: Messiah Zevi “Visits” Good Friends Fox & Naylor; Advises On Saugus Iron Monopoly & Messiah As Career Path; Suggests Watching EWTN Located In Irondale, Alabama & Reading “Great Books Of The Western World”
XXI. England Invents Free-Enterprise
XXII. The Birth Of Modern French Revolutions
XXIII. Maryland Assembly Demands Belief In At Least 1 Out Of 3 Holy Trinities
XXIV. Maryland Assembly Shows Resolve During War On Terror; Demands Renewed Belief In Flat Earth
XXV. Connecti-cut; Smoking Permitted By Doctor’s Prescription Only
XXVI. Hospital, Poorhouse & Factory Combo In Paris Gives Franklin’s Dad An Idea
XXVII. Indentured Servants Veto Slavery de Jour In Virginia
XXVIII. The Latest Enron Bridge Projects Begin; Great North Road, Oder-Spree & Canal du Midi
XXIX. Spinoza Begins Guarding Last Silver Pennies
XXX. Carter Crowned King Of America
XXXI. Mather; Harvard Witch Hunter & Clergyman Born
XXXII. Britain Makes New Netherlands & New Amsterdam Sound A Little Less Dutch
XXXIII. Tobacco Prescribed To Cure Plague
XXXIV. Isaac Newton Begins The Study Of Coin-Debasement
XXXV. The Paris Observatory Makes A Significant Discovery: The Moon Is Flat Too
XXXVI. The Pope Bans Use Of The Telescope
XXXVII. The Scotch-Irish, Potatoe Eating, Turnpike Building, Canal Digging Hero John Law Is Born
XXXVIII. English Cash Payments Are Suspended For 12 Months
XXXIX. Jesuit Priest Claims Louisiana Territory For France, Beating Louis & Clark By 130 Years
XL. William Penn Writes: “1 Cross = 500,000 Crowns”
XLI. Boston Ship Carpenters Discover The Heads Of England & France Have Never Actually Been At War With Each Other.. But Their Workers Have
XLII. Newly Established Greenwich Observatory Makes Discovery: Sun Is As Flat As The Moon
XLIII. bin Laden & Atta Observed In New England
XLIV. Bacon’s Tobacco Tax Rebellion; American Revolutionaries Finally Grow Weary Of A Few Hundred Years Of English Taxation For Monopoly Purposes
XLV. Catholics Willingly Accept Blame For Exchequer Cash Payment Suspension
XLVI. “Trickle” Replaces “Flees” In Enron Dictionary
XLVII. Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues; Holland Hebrews Trickle Out Of European Bookcooking Troubles; Trickle Into Delaware
XLVIII. England Pretends To Protect Homeland Jobs
XLIX. 100-Loom Weaving Mill Also Trickles Into New World
L. Penn Writes: “A General Description Of Pennsylvania”:  “It Needs A Few Canals, The Tide Is Confusing,  There Are Witches All Over The Place, And The Indians Are Super Peaceful
LI. Witches Blamed For Smuggling Blueprints For 100-Loom Weaving Mill Into New World Colonies
LII. More Pennsylvania Dutch Millionaires Then Ever
LIII. The French Handcuff A Bastard
LIV. Papin’s Pappy Proposes Perplexing Profession For Young Denis; Rather Than An English “Inventor,” Denis Will Be A French “Devisor”
LV. Enron Mid-Late Phase: English Habeas Corpus Act Comes On Heels Of French Book-Cooking Discovery
LVI. England Says: “Watch What You Say”; For Some Odd Reason Josiah Franklin Thinks Journalism Would Be A Good Career Path For His Kids
LVII. HUEA (House Un-English Affairs): English And French Monopolists Begin Investigating Communist Subversives
LVIII. French Canal du-Midi Completed; Here Comes The Invoice
LIX. Enron Faith-Based Initiative Phase: Quakers Prepare For Speculative Market Debasement; Begin Packing Bags For Delaware Bay
LX. Nelly Gwyn Morality Play Diverts Attention From Stock Market Fraud
LXI. First French Steam Engine Receives A Royal Charter For Pennsylvania
LXII. Participants In Ownership Society Should Start Paying Attention To How Markets Work Right About Now
LXIII. Quakers Ban Selves From Lawyer And Physician Professions; Judge Penn Officiates Bovine Bewitching Of Finnish Gals; Witch Trials Trickle Into Salem Ten Years Later
LXIV. Bermuda Becomes An Offshore Tax Haven
LXV. Chandler Street; London Outsources Outdoor Candle Industry To Boston
LXVI. Enron Dictionary: French Steam Engine Changes Name From “Digestor” To “Fire-Engine”
LXVII. Josiah Franklin Notes Shortage Of “Fire-Engine” Volunteers; Considers Guiding Ben Toward A Career In Industrial Espionage
LXVIII. Huguenots & Quakers Notice Dutch Accountants At Amsterdam Exchange Are Becoming “Confused”.. Once Again
LXIX. London Underwriters Engage In Mysterious (Almost “Witchlike”) Behavior
LXX. Ownership Society Alert!!!: Legatus Businessmen Begin To Alternate Meetings Between Dominoes Pizza & Lloyds Coffee House
LXXI.  Terror Alert Level Raised To Red; Start Connecting Dots Or Your Health Savings Account Will Suffer A Mysterious Witchlike Fate
LXXII. Anti-Catholic Revolution In England.. Of Course
LXXIII. Ownership Society Stock Investor Tip: When You Hear “Religion” – Think Money
LXXIV. Bach, Handle, Quaker Hatch, Donnie & Marie Granted Charter To Pen(n) Diversionary Faith-Based Entertainment
LXXV. Suze Orman Begins Writing: “The Three Laws Of Coin-Debasement”; First Law: If You Thought  Newton’s Apple & Arrow Tale Was More Important Than Coin-Debasement Then You Were Lying To Yourself
LXXVI. King James II Rethinks Hatred Of France
LXXVII. William Penn Contracts Schuylkill-Susquehanna Canal Fever;  Note: 5,686 Year-Old Canal Fever Officially Described As World’s Longest-Running Epidemic Among World Leaders
LXXVIII. Puritans & Pilgrims Hold First Modern Trade Fair In Leiden, Holland; Peter The Great, Herman Hollerith &  50 Young Russians Visit The Quaker Iron Booth
LXXIX. Quakers Still See No Military Financial Value In War Commodities Or Pirated Industrial Knowledge
LXXX. Western Workers Told Of Looming Russian Military and Industrial Threat
LXXXI. Great Salt Lake Visited; French Explorers Leave A Note For Mormons Lewis & Clark; “Hammer Golden Spike Here”
LXXXII. Athenian Gazette Begins Answering Readers Questions; First Question: “Why Is There Less Gold In My Gold Coins?;” Isaac Newton Pen(n)s Second Question: “Is Brittany Getting Married?”
LXXXIII. Witches Observed In Prussia & The West Indies Too
LXXXIV. Witches Become Skeptical Of Vatican Flat-Earth Claims
LXXXV. Knights Of The Apocalypse Do An Opus Dei; The Anti-Christ Takes On The Appearance Of Any Investor Skeptical Of The Master Of The London Mint
LXXXVI. John Locke Writes: “The Reasonableness Of Coin Debasement”
LXXXVII. New Coinage Begins Subsidizing Things With New Names: New Holland, New Amsterdam, New World etc…
LXXXVIII. Enron Market Crash Late Phase:  No Child-Factory-Laborer Left Behind
LXXXIX. Window & Salt & Beard Tax Encourages English Emigration
XC. Banks Of England & Scotland Set To IPO Later This Month
XCI. Jonathon Swift & His Wife Barbara Hold First Lottery At Church Of Ireland
XCII. Jonathon & Babs Sell 80,000 Shares Of The [Dutch?] East India Company
XCIII. John “The Debaser” Locke Plays The Religion Card; Begins Distributing Instructional Videos To Russian Children On Hottest New Dance Craze Called The “Goose Step”
XCIV. England Market Crash; Naturally England Suspends The Writ Of Habeas Corpus
XCV. End Current Enron – Begin Next Enron

The 25th Enron A.D.

Last Market Crash: 1696 – Next Market Crash: 1720 A.D.

As A Wise Participant In The Great Ownership Society Of 2005 A.D. Remember The Above Dates

I. Enron Dictionary: “Renewing America”: A Dutch Term For “No Place Else To Settle”
II. Quakers Teach Russia The “Goose-Step”, But Only For Peaceful Purposes
III. Mormons Begin Planning For Siberian “Golden-Spike” Ceremony
IV. Steam Engine Patented
V. Quakers Called Upon To Transform Military.. Russia’s – Not England’s
VI. Large Numbers Of European Witches Arrive In America
VII. Earl Of Bellomont Invents America’s First Metaphorical “Library”
VIII. Liberal Elite Colleges Find Jesus
IX. Daniel Defoe Writes: “The Shortest Way With Outside Investors”
X. Virginia Takes Defoe’s Advice; Slave Legislation Greets European Immigration Wave
XI. Isaac Newton Elected President Of The Royal Society; And A Fine Job Of Coin-Debasement The Lad Did
XII. French Bankers & Indian Canal Workers Massacre Inhabitants Of DeerField, Conn; Jesuits & Huguenots Decline To Participate
XIII. George Of Hanover Becomes King George I Of England
XIV. England And Scotland Become Great Britain
XV. George I & Scottish Economist John Law Realize They Wouldn’t Pass Virginia’s Tough New Slave Legislation Requirement As George Speaks No English & John Law Has Become A French Banker & Louisiana Businessman XVI. During A Big Slumber Party A Pillow Fight Breaks Out Between The Monarchies Of France, England, Spain, Scotland And The Franklin Brothers
XVII. Governor Spotswood Of The Virginia Colony Proposes The James & Ohio River Canal
XVIII. Isaac Newton Sets Price Of Gold That Lasts Until WWI
XIX. Capitalizing On The English Suspension Of the Writ Of Habeas Corpus Ben Franklin Begins An Apprenticeship In James’ Printing Shop
XX. Less Than Two Years Prior To Another English & French Market Debasement, James & Ben Consider Printing Worthless English Bank Notes
XXI. Following Quaker Advice, The Jesuits Decline Participation In Siberian Canal Construction
XXII. Less Than 1 Year Before English & French Market Debasement, King Bombo Of France And King Little Of Spain Declare War!
XXIII. Bombo Claims That Spain Had Been At War With France But France Didn’t Know It Which Explains Why Bombo And His National Security Advisor Weren’t On A “War Footing”
XXIV. Saint Louis Cemetery Founded In New Orleans To Handle The Influx Of People Who Die When They Hear What The Value Of Their Mississippi & Coalbrookdale Company Shares Are Worth
XXV. Suze Orman Begins Writing “The Six Laws Of English Bank-Notes”
XXVI. Enron Faith-Based Initiative Phase: Anselm Of Canterbury Declared Doctor Of The European Stock Market
XXVII. The Invoice For Witch-Era Steam-Engine Advancements Is About To Become Due
XXVIII. Mother Grand Lodge Of Freemasons Votes On Whether To Implement A Legatus Or An Opus Dei
XXIX. Mistress Silence Dogwood Sells 80,000 Mississippi Company Shares
XXX. May 1720: French Market Crisis
XXXI. September 1720 English Market Crisis
XXXII. The Campbells Consider Eating Their Children
XXXIII. Single-Guy Conspirators, John Aislabie & Jack Grubman Are Sent To Tower Of London For Fraud (“South Sea Bubble”)
XXXIV. Scottish National Song Published: “The Campbells Are Leaving & So Are The Prussians”

The 26th Enron A.D.

Period: Last Market Crash: 1720 – Next Market Crash: 1763 A.D.

Franklin’s Enron

Wise Investors In The Great Ownership Society Would Be Well-Advised To Remember The Dates: 1720 & 1763

This Is America’s 6th Enron, The 6th Railroad Enron, History’s 4th Top-Ten Enron, The World’s 3rd Steam Enron And The World’s 43rd Canal Enron.. Which .. If You Think About It..  Is Rather Odd Considering Erie Canal Construction Supposedly Doesn’t Start Until The 1820s?

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1720 To 1763

I. 1720 European Market Fraud Aftermath; There Are Now More French & British Millionaires Than Ever; Here Comes Another Boatload Of “Founding Fathers”
II. The “Plight” Of The Unwitting South Sea Bubble Investors Becomes The Theme For “Poor” Richard’s Almanac
III. WorldCom Changes Its Name To Australia East India Company
IV. Mistress Silence Dogwood Meets Isaac Bickerstaf And Discuss Parliament’s Decision Forbidding Journalists To Mention “Mississippi Company” Book-Cooking
V. The Swiss Transfer Gulliver’s “Thunder Machine” Technology To Ireland & Scotland Via American Colonies?
VI. Jonathon Swift Writes: “Franklin’s Travels”
VII. Handel Flirts With Virginia’s Slave Legislation Citizenship Requirement
VIII. Franklin Runs Away From Boston, England To London, England; Makes Quick Stop In Philadelphia, England First
IX. British Parliament Begins Teaching Franklin How To Divert Patriot’s Attention From 1720 European Market Corruption
X. After Several Failed Attempts, Pope Benedict Finally Learns To Smoke
XI. Early Enron Phase: Freemason Construction Boom
XII. Ben Franklin Has An Audience With King Bombo
XIII. King George I Of England Considers Taking English Lessons; Begins Using Germans As Mercenaries
XIV. King Little Directs George Wade To Build 250 Miles Of Roman Roads (For Military Purposes Only – Of Course)
XV. Ireland Is Renamed “Hungry”
XVI. Orry Renames Slavery; Slavery Now Called “Corvee System”
XVII. Gulliver Surveys Ireland’s Newry Navigation
XVIII. Dean Of Saint Patrick’s Cathedral Proposes Families Of More Than 16 Children Consider Incorporating The 17th As Nutrition; Franklin Agrees
XIX. The Railroad Revolution Continues
XX. Another “First Canal In America” Is Built
XXI. 1731.. Or Maybe 1732?: Washington Is Born At A “Swampy Little Region” (Biblical Metaphor For “Ideal Waterway Transportation Location”) Near The Patomac; Enron Note: The Frisians Considered Amsterdam To Be A “Swampy Little Region”
XXII. 1731.. Or Maybe 1732?: Start Of Amnesia Epidemic Among American Historians
XXIII. 10 Downing Street & The Philadelphia Statehouse Are Constructed To Serve Same Identical Purpose As The University Of Utrecht and Harvard
XXIV. England Permits Only English Factories & Management To Emigrate To Colonies.
XXV. Protestants Are Encouraged To Flee
XXVI. European Inventions Grow Weary Of Religious Persecution; Begin Mass Expulsion Of English Patented Textile Machinery; Flying Shuttle Loom Makes Arduous Journey To The Land Of Opportunity
XXVII. Enron Question: Wouldn’t Being Granted Tracts Of Land Before You Actually Get To The “Land-Of-Opportunity” Be Considered An Opportunity?
XXVIII. Oglethorpe Takes Notice Of Georgia’s Cotton Potential; Granted Charter To Develop New Amsterdam-Style Patroon System With Protestant-Style Labor Force
XXIX. Oglethorpe Memorizes Blueprints For Flying Shuttle Loom
XXX. Whiskey Monopolists Applaud Georgia’s Prohibition Law
XXXI. Georgia Begins Construction Of First Hotel-Casino
XXXII. The Founding Of New Gingrichville
XXXIII. Quaker Boone And French Huguenot/Protestant Paul Revoire Are Born
XXXIV. Franklin Founds Union Fire And Steam Engine Company In Philadelphia
XXXV. England Permits Witches To Again Practice Craft
XXXVI. Lord Chamberlain Begins Monitoring Colonial Mail
XXXVII. Franklin Appointed Postmaster Of British Philadelphia Colony; Begins Monitoring Colonial Mail
XXXVIII. Enron Within An Enron; Faith-Based Initiative & Single-Guy Conspiracy Phase: Oppenheimer Finger-Pointed By Duke Karl Alexander For Inappropriate Accounting Practices
XXXIX. Handle Has An “Awakening”; Composes “Messiah”
XL. As A Confused Young Lad, George Washington Is Uncertain As To Whether He Is 9, 10, Or 11 Years-Old?
XLI. Colonial Steam-Engine Technology Is Transferred: “Old Brass Back” Built By Lote
XLII. Paul Revoire Learns That The French Have Beat Lewis & Clark To The Rockies By 60 Years
XLIII. Indians Uncertain As To Whether The French Consider Themselves “White Men” Or Not?
XLIV. Franklin Downplays Admiration Of France
XLV. Franklin Learns That Fire-Engines Are Very Versatile Contraptions Indeed; Discovers Fire Engines Are Also Capable Of Propelling Boats And Locomotives, And Last But Not Least.. Fire Engines Are Capable Of Propelling.. Fire-Engines
XLVI. Britain Reforms Factory-Worker Emigration Policy; Now Permits British Criminals To Seek Opportunity In New World
XLVII. Canal & Railroad Entrepreneur Loammi Baldwin Is Born In Massachusetts
XLVIII. Cumberland & The Jacobites Begin Bridging The Turnpike Gap
XLIX. Princeton Is Founded At The Site Of The Delaware & Rariton Canal
L. George Washington Does A Charlemagne And Becomes A Canal Enthusiast; Surveys The Potamac Canal
LI. Washington Surveys Mount Vernon For Future Whiskey Distillery Operations
LII. Christianity Reaches Australia; Australia East India Company Reaches Australia; Outsourcing Reaches Australia
LIII. After A Long Arduous Journey, British Convicts Reach America
LIV. Enron History Lesson: 1750: There Are 1,000 Miles Of Inland Waterways In Britain; Even Though There Are Apparently No British-American Canal Companies And No Sign Of Financial Speculation In The Canal Industry Somehow, The Potomac Canal Washington Surveyed Opens 70+ Years Before The Erie Canal Begins Construction; Note: Canal Construction Began In “The New World” In The Early 1600s Right Where Adams, Lincoln And Franklin Were Fleeing To
LV. So-Called “Canal Mania” Begins In England In 9 More Years (Enron Geography Note: America = England)
LVI. The 4th Or 5th Industrial Revolution Begins Increasing Demand For Cheap Labor So Paul Revoire And  Several Other French-Hating, French Huguenot Industrial Executives Begin To Spread War Fever And Foment French Hatred Throughout The British Colonies
LVII. Apparently England & France Pretend Once Again To Gain Independence From Each Other
LVIII. Franklin And Bond Found Pennsylvania Hospital To Care For The Sick & Insane
LIX. Ben Franklin Reinvents The Term “Insane,” & “Invent,” : Insane Now Defined As: “Hallucinations Of Patented French Agricultural Machinery In The American Colonies” And “Invent” Now Replaces The Difficult To Patent Word “Devised” When Referring To French “Inventions” Only
LX. 152 Years After America Is Colonized.. Somebody Finally Invents Something In America
LXI. Bank General In France Presents Franklin With The “Industrial Pirate Of The Century” Award
LXII. The French Attempt To Extinguish British-American War Fever By Shipping French Designed Fire-Engine’s Engines To The Colonies
LXIII. Franklin Reinvents The Fire-Engine And Names The Device The “Steam Engine”
LXIV. Saxony Gains Independence From Prussia
LXV. Britain Gains Independence From France
LXVI. Enron Coincidence: The First Of Many WW1s Breaks Out While Parliament Establishes The First Railway In Leeds
LXVII. Railway Construction Mania Begins Around The Globe
LXVIII. American Colonists Witness The Beheading Of Benjamin Franklin On Al-Jazzerra TV
LXIX. Franklin’s Wife Makes The First Of Several Appearances On The Oprah Winfrey Show
LXX. Oliver Goldsmith Writes: “At Home In The World,” A Book About Traveling While You Are Supposedly Dead
LXXI. Oliver Goldsmith Writes: “How Percival Pott Stole Christmas,” A Tale About Chimney Sweeps And The Recently Discovered Cancer Of The Scrotum”
LXXII. Canal Enthusiasts Rittenhouse & Smith Meet Civil-War Enthusiasts Mason & Dixon
LXXIII. Enron War-On-Taxation-Without-Representation-Cost-Effective-Labor Phase: During The Ongoing British Canal, Railroad & Industrial Revolution, Washington Inspects A “Revolutionary” Route For A “Dismal Swamp Canal” … By Canoe
LXXIV. Enron Debasement Phase; The Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues; Franklin Returns To America Just A Wee-Bit Before The Amsterdam Market Crashes And Becomes A Visionary Financial Advisor For The Colonial  Well-Heeled

The Start Of Enron #71 (The “Internet Enron”) Is 177 Years Away

The Reader Continues To Discover.. If You Have Read One Enron.. You Have Read Them All 

The 27th Enron A.D.

Crash Of 1763 To Crash Of 1773 A.D.

Enron Tip To Future Participants In The Great Ownership Society: Remember The Above Dates And Try To Recall Back 5,777 Years Ago And An Egyptian King Named Menes

The Second Steam-Railroad Enron

I. Amsterdam Crisis
II. Franklin Sold His Shares In Commodities & The Quaker Coalbrookdale Company In Time; Becomes A Wealthy Printer
III. More Colonial Millionaires Than Ever
IV. England’s Virginia Legislature Discusses A Waterway From Richmond
V. Franklin In London Again; Negotiations Go “Poorly”; Stamp Act In Force
VI. Newly Minted Millionaires Decry Taxation Without Representation
VII. Loyalists Debate Whether Franklin Ever Visited America
VIII. Mason & Dixon Suggest Improving The Stretch Of The Mohawk River Between Schenectady And Fort Stanwiyk; “Nothing Comes Of It”
IX. New York City Tailor’s Strike; London Port Strike
X. Franklin Chats With Nicholas Cugnot While Steaming Up The Streets Of Paris; Buries Hatchet Regarding French-Indian War Attrocities
XI. Spanish Missionary Entrepreneurs Furiously Begin To Build Canals & Harbors In California
XII. Daniel Boone Begins The “Lumbering” Pursuit Of The Jacobites”; Surveys The Patowmack
XIII. George Washington Inspects Another Canal Near A Future Battle Site
XIV. European Consumers Reiterate Desire For Cheap Products & Services
XV. John Adams Does A Janet Reno
XVI. Franklin Attends Colles Lectures In Ireland On Lock Navigation
XVII. Ben Franklin’ Attention Gets Diverted From Tax On Tea Skirmish; Proposes Susquehanna-Schuylkill Canal To Mayor Of Philadelphia
XVIII. Beginning Of Irrational Exuberance In Canal Mania At Amsterdam Exchange
XIX. British & Amsterdam Market Insiders Including Nathan Hale, Show Support For Rebel Activities
XX. First Mention Of The January, 1773 Market Crash In Hutchinson Letters
XXI. Franklin Sells His 80,000 Shares In The East India Company; Ridiculed For Vomiting During A Diner Speech In Japan
XXII. Paul Revoire Wanded By Airport Security Before Boarding His Flight The Morning Of The Boston Tea Party
XXIII. Another Successful Enron; British And Amsterdam Market Crash Creates More Patriotic Millionaires Then Ever

28th  Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1773 To Market Crash Of 1792/1793 A.D.

A Top-Twenty Enron

The Steam & Railway Revolution Continues

Ownership Society Quiz: “Did The Patriots Sell Their Shares In Time.. Or Not?

I. Islamic Terror Follows Another Market Crash
II. Abolition Society Almost Frees The Slaves
III. Virginia Potowmack Company Is Incorporated To Build A Canal Around The Great Falls Of The Patomack
IV. As George Has Yet To Hear Of The Boston Massacre, He Once Again Inspects The James River And Kanawha Canal; Becomes Member Of Newt Gingrich’s War-Hawks Club
V. George Washington Becomes The First President – Of The Patomack Canal Company
VI. Revoire & Dawes Go To The Countryside To Warn Everybody: “More British Inventions Are Coming!
VII. First Debaseable U.S. Paper Dollars Voted Into Existence To Fund The Next Round Of British Canal Mania
VIII. America Gains Independence From Untasteful European History
IX. America Gains Independence From Untasteful American History
X. America Begins Nation-Building For England In India
XI. Adam Smith Writes: Wealth Of Canal Industry Executives”
XII. Washington Astonished At The Number Of Iron Forges At Valley Forge
XIII. Washington Crosses The Pennsylvania Canal, Then The Delaware, Then The Raritan-Delaware Canal
XIV. Washington Defeats The Germans At Trenton
XV. French Terrorists Become The First Foreign Power To Recognize The United States Of America
XVI. Pope Reads Smith’s “Wealth Of Canal Industry Executives”; Begins Draining Pontaine Marshes
XVII. Elkanah Watson Studies Canals In Europe During Britain’s War With France
XVIII. Spain Quietly Continues Unification Of America’s Western Coast
XIX. English Country Housing Boom During English War With The World
XX. John Quincy Adams Suggests Great Siberian Highway To Cathrine The Great
XXI. Sephardic Congregation Declines Bank Of North America And Bank Of Ireland Low Interest Loans For Construction Of Cherry Alley Synagogue One Block Away From The U.S. Mint And Betsy Ross’ House
XXII. Joseph Priestly Writes: “History Of Corruptions Of Judeo-Christianity”
XXIII. French Steamboat On River Soane
XXIV. Treaty Of Paris: America Gains Independence From England And Gives Half Of America To Spain
XXV. Al Gore Makes Questionable Claim: “I Invented The Canal”
XXVI. Steam Power Reaches 6-8 Miles Per Hour; Bored Members Of Constitutional Convention Unimpressed
XXVII. Steam Introduced In Cotton Industry
XXVIII. Washington Elected President – Of The Patowmack Canal Company
XXIX. Canal Executives Discover Revolutionary Battle Entrenchments Make Great Canal Pathways
XXX. Newly Formed James River Company Names Washington Honorary President
XXXI. The Brand New United States Begins Chinese Outsourcing Plans
XXXII. To Celebrate Corporate Independence From England, The James River Company Incorporates In British Bahamas To Avoid U.S. Tax Burden
XXXIII. Washington Explains Avoidance Of Taxation Is The Highest Form Of Patriotism
XXXIV. U.S. Constitution Contracts Arthur Anderson To Count Slaves
XXXV. Franklin Invents The Arthur Anderson Slave Counting Machine
XXXVI. Founders Create Nation Under God; Market Crashes 5 Years Later Creating More Millionaire Canal Executives In England And America Then Ever
XXXVII. First Public Demonstration Of Franklins Multiple Word Entry Dissassociater
XXXVIII. In The Presence Of Herman Henderson, A Black Minister & Members Of The Constitutional Convention, John Fitch Paints His Delaware Steamboat Like A Monopoly Board With The Word “Go” On The Bow
XXXIX. Historians, Politicians, Educators, Corporate Executives & Clerics Begin To Use The Word “First” For The Very First Time
XL. Capitalizing On The Recent Edict Of Huguenot Industrial Monopolist Toleration, Paul Revere Opens A Cannon And Church Bell Foundry
XLI. Tammany Slays Communism
XLII. James River Canal Completed
XLIII. Thomas Lincoln Makes Unlikely Prediction: “Bourbon Will Become Money”
XLIV. Samuel Slater Suggests First Patent Law In U.S.
XLV. King Of England Announces England Now Ranked Behind America in Cotton Mill Technology
XLVI. Samuel Slater Becomes Every Factory Worker’s Father – Literally
XLVII. The King Of America Makes A Whiskey Monopoly Play
XLVIII. French Patents Fell Religious Persecution
XLIX. Another King Of France Develops A Hatred Of France
L. Once Again – The Abolition Of Slavery Increases Demand For Slavery
LI. Denmark Relocates Slavery To America
LII. Jefferson Asks The French About The Wonders Of America’s West
LIII. Philadelphia Shoemakers Begin Sending Resumes To Gettysburg Shoe Factories
LIV. Brits Come To Closure Over Independence Thingy; Begin Consulting U.S. Canal Projects
LV. The Very First U.S. Market Crash
LVI. U.S. Canal Companies Declare Record Levels Of Cash Wealth
LVII. France Defines “Terror”
LVIII. Cotton-Gin Considered Labor-Saving Device Increasing Demand For Slaves
LIX. Enron Late Stage; Two Months After England’s Market Crash, France Does A Patriot-Act

Enron Time Shift

The 29th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1792/1793 To Market Crash Of 1797/1799 A.D.

I. More Millionaire Founding Fathers Then Ever
II. Whiskey Monopoly Plans Continue; Free-Market Competition Now Defined As “Insurrection”
III. Britain Makes Discussion Of 1793 Enron Illegal
IV. Market Debasement Funds 62-Mile Lancaster To Philadelphia Turnpike
V. First Telegraph In Paris – Lille
VI. Washington Solves Personal Retirement Nest-Egg Plans
VII. Jim Beam & Thomas Lincoln Applaud Whiskey Industry Outsourcing From PA To KY
VIII. Paul Revoire Does A Kenneth Lay; Promotes Volunteerism
IX. First Picture Of A Railroad Drawn By A Horse
X. Scotsman Informs Washington: “Whiskey Makes Money.. DUH!”
XI. Western PA Grain Farmers Prohibited From Distilling Money
XII. Washington Resigns From Presidency During English Stock Market Crash
XIII. Hard To Believe: Bonaparte Into Canals Too?
XIV. U.S. Sedition Act Passed To Keep Mount Vernon Distillery A Secret
XV. Seditionists & Insurgents Believe Mount Vernon Monopoly Play To Be As Un-American As A Sam Walton WallMart Scheme
XVI. Madison Pretends To Attack Centralized Government Aristocracy
XVII. Austria Prepares For Market Crash By Declaring War On France
XVIII. Washington Shows Why The Monopoly Game Is Invented In America

The 30th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1797/1799 To Market Crash Of 1811 A.D.

Everything That Occurs During This Enron Is Under The Watchful Eye Of The British Suspension Of The Writ Of Habeas Corpus, The American Naturalization Act, The Sedition Act, and The Alien Act

I. Washington Sells His Nephew 200 Gallons Of Whiskey During Britain’s Suspension Of The Writ & The U.S. Alien & Sedition Act; Talk About Your Land Of Opportunity
II. Bonaparte Road & Canal Construction; Recent Market Debasement Lowers Cost Of Labor
III. Napoleon Secretly Acquires Louisiana From Spain; The secret Is Easily Kept As The Acquisition Occurs During The Brit Suspension Of Writ, The American Naturalization & Alien And Sedition Acts
IV. The Spinning Mule Jenny Flees British Religious Persecution; Another British Technology Transfer To The Newly Independent America
V. French Entrepreneurs du Pont, Revoire & Napoleon Take Rothschild Upon Advisement; Enter The French Arms Trading Business
VI. Out Of Concern Over Nepotism In The Government Jefferson Hires His Cousin, Army Captain, Meriwether Lewis As His Private Secretary
VII. Lewis & Clark Consider The Use Of Steam Boats Rather Than Primitive Oared Vessels
VIII. Enron Early Stage: Start Of Sally Hemmings Morality Play
IX. Franklin Comes To Terms With The Fact That He Sucks At Treaties; Even Though Napoleon Supposedly Owns Louisiana, Spanish Officials Close The Mississippi River To American Trade 
X. Napoleon’s Canal Diggers And Part Time Soldiers Unearth Rosetta Stone
XI. Jefferson Comes To Terms That He Knows Nothing About America Or Foreign Policy
XII. West Point Enters The Locomotive And Canal Digging Business
XIII. Coalbrookdale Company Builds Trevithick’s Locomotive
XIV. Gold Rush Provides Cost Effective Railroad Labor In North Carolina
XV. Rail And Canal Revolution Continues
XVI. Burr Tells Hamilton To “Go Fuck Himself”
XVII. Lewis & Clark Reach Central North Dakota; Find French Artifacts All Over The Place
XVIII. Corvee System Of Slave Labor Renamed “French Pioneering”
XIX. “Dig East” Becomes Popular Phrase In Spanish Missions
XX. England Prohibits Slave Labor Then Boards American Ships Looking For Slave Labor
XXI. There Are Absolutely No Shoe Factories In Gettysburg
XXII. Whatever Became Of The Faith-Based initiatives
XXIII. Speak Of The Devil; Napoleon Abolishes The Inquisition In Spain And Italy
XXIV. Enron Debasement Phase; Ricardo Writes: Proof Of The Depreciation Of Bank Notes”
XXV. Road Repair Bill Comes Due
XXVI. Thomas Leiper’s First Railroad Track Is Laid
XXVII. Market Crash in England Which Means Fog Of War Is On Its Way To Divert Attention From It
XXVIII. Lord Nathan Rothschild Offers His Investment Advice: “Buy To The Sound Of Paul Revere’s Cannons & The “Chugga, Chugga” Sounds Of Mississippi steam Boats
XXIX. John McClowski Is Born (Enron Note: Remember The Name McClowski?)
XXX. Jane Austen Provides Lighter Reading Than Stock Market Data
XXXI. Cheap Crash Labor Builds National Road From Cumberland West Over The Mountains To Wheeling
XXXII. French Luddites Happy With Market Debasement – Unhappy With Progress & Technology
XXXIII. Austria Bankrupt Too

The 31st Enron A.D.

The Crash Of 1811 To The Crash Of 1816 A.D.

Enron Title:  “The Very First Time It Ever Happened.. In The 1800s”

I. Schuylkill & Susquehanna And Delaware & Schuylkill Do A WorldCom & MCI
II. War Of 1812 Needed Due To Crash Of 1811
III. More Canal Millionaires Than Ever
IV. East India Company Becomes Victim To Sarbanes-Oxley Act
V. British Troops Inspect The Dismal Swamp Canal
VI. “Time To Clean Up Those Files”; SEC Records And Latrobe’s Original Map Of The Susquehanna Canal Is  Destroyed When English Burn Library Of Congress
VII. The Mysterious Absence Of An American Speculative Market
VIII. Three Major Russian Canals Completed: Russia Thanks Napoleon
IX. Oliver Evans Predicts What  Has Already Happened
X. That Ain’t One Of Them Steam Locomotives – That Thar Is A “Puffing Billy”
XI. Construction Completed On The Very, Very First Steam Power And Propaganda Mill
XII. Canal Diggers Begin Digging Memorials That Have Similar Function To Canals
XIII. Erie Canal Renamed “Erie Memorial”
XIV. American Delegates Sign Treaty In Holland Without America’s Knowledge
XV. Enron Laundry Day; Old Hickory Too Busy Wrapping Christmas Gifts To Notice Treaty Of Ghent (Remember The Dutch Settlement Scheme?)
XVI. Erie Memorial Diggers Take A Shine To Sinking Springs Bourbon
XVII. British Make Amends For Burning Washington By Completing The Washington City Canal
XVIII. Rise Of American “Big Government”; Free-Market Capitalism Takes Nation-Building Back Seat
XIX. 1816 English Market Crash; U.S. Stock Market Still Missing In Action
XX. Introduction Of Modern “Utility Industry Abuses”
XXI. Late Enron Phase; Erie Memorial Canal Takes Advantage Of Cheap Crash Labor

The 32nd Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1816 To Market Crash Of 1819 A.D.

Not A Top Ten-Enron But Good Just The Same

I. Honest Abe Chugs 750 ml. Of Wild Turkey And Suffers Great Remorse
II. If Only The News Of The Treaty Had Arrived On The U.S.S. Fulton
III. Volcanoes Everywhere; Indonesia Is Going To Need Some Nation-Building
IV. English Market Crash & Eternal Darkness Fears Encourage Emigration
V. Latrobe Redraws Canal Map Burnt By The British In Washington
VI. Canal Companies Change Their “Only One Map Per Canal” Policy
VII. Bourbon Is Now Money In The U.S.; Lincoln Follows The Money
VIII. Opium Is Now Money In China; Brown Brothers Follow The Money
IX. Karl Marx’s Dad Kicks Back A Quart Of Lincoln’s Bourbon; Spends Night With A Communist Hooker From Scotland Named Poppy
X. The First U.S. Market Crash Pays For Florida Purchase, The National Road (Enron Bridge Project,) Federal Hill, West Point Locomotive Foundry And Waterloo Bridge; Stabilizes Erie Canal Wages
XI. Cheap Crash Labor Gets Cheaper; 7.7 Million Immigrants Look Forward To Participating In America’s 6-Year Depression
XII. Dane’s Discuss Carpaltunnel Syndrome In Future Telegraph Operators
XIII. America Forgets To Gain Independence From Britain’s Brown Brothers
XIV. Mormon’s Predict Exact Location Of “Golden-Spike” Ceremony

The 33rd Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1819 To Market Crash Of 1825 A.D.

Not A Top-Ten Enron But Good Funny Stuff

I. America Shows England It Was Serious About The Whole Independence Thingy By Transporting American Timber To British Isles In Exchange For Cheap British Labor
II. Marx & Engles Begin To Appreciate European Market Debasements
III. More Canal Speculation
IV. Enron Bridge Project Early Stage; Saint Lawrence River “Cut” (Remember Connecti-Cut And Cali-Cut?)
V. Another Inside-Trading Free-Mason President Just Prior To Another Market Debasement
VI. Missouri Welcomes Blacks Weary Of Slave Status (Enron 2001 Note: Remember Missouri)
VII. Washington Colonization Society Sees Demand For Slaves In Liberia Higher Than U.S.
VIII. Hiram (HUG) Grant Born In Ohio
IX. Mormon Recruitment Brochures Include 72 Virgins
X. Joseph Smith Learns Of The Book Of Railroad Charters
XI. Mormon Church Founded Next To Erie Canal System
XII. 5,800 Years Of Canal Obsession Officially Evolves Into The Next 120 Years Of Railroad Obsession
XIII. English Market Debasement Pays For Erie Canal, Building Sites & Canals In France & Britain, Foreign Mines & Country Banks In Latin America & Britain And The Stockton To Darlington Passenger Railway
XIV. Mormon’s Attend Wedding Of Great Lakes & Atlantic

The 34th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1825 To Market Crash Of 1827 A.D.

Not A Top-Ten Enron.. But Interesting

Notice How Close These Railroad Crashes Are To Each Other?

I. Early Enron Planning Phase; Little Johnny Stevens Runs His Toy Train Around A Teeny-Tiny Circular Track; British Laugh Hysterically
II. It Gets Harder To Hide The “Next Big Thing” From A Nation’s Citizenry
III. George Featherstonehaugh Capitalizes On 1825 Market Crash; Advertises For Cheap Railroad Labor
IV. Demand For Hauling Granite At All Time High; Bunker Hill Monument Construction Boom Parallels Railway Mania
V. Depression Continues; Labor Troubles; Marx & Engles Still In Diapers
VI. Enron Coincidence: Marx’s Childhood Coincides With Market Debasements
VII. Market Debasement Pays For Paris Banks, Canals, Cotton, Building Sites
VIII. America Continues To Get Its Canal & Rail Infrastructure Built Without Any Sign Of Capitalist
IX. Free-Market Intervention; Could Marx Be Onto Something?
X. Baltimore & Ohio Railroad Control Labor Costs With Cheap Crash Labor

The 35th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1827 – To Market Debasement Of 1836/1837 A.D.

de Tocqueville’s Enron & History’s Fifth Top-Ten Enron

Wise Investors In The Great Ownership Society (178 Years From Now) Would Do Well To Remember The Dates: 1827, 1836, & 1837

This Is America’s 15th Enron, The 15th Railroad Enron, History’s 5th Top-Ten Enron, The World’s 12th Steam Enron, And The Closest Example To The Internet Enron Of 2000 A.D. So Far

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1827 Through 1836/1837

I. Railroad Mania Begins In India
II. Turns Out Old Hickory Is To The Railroad What Clinton Was To The Internet
III. Pulling Trains; Rachel & Peggy Do A Jones & Lewinsky
IV. The First Freemason President To Ride A Train
V. Age Of The Modern Historian; Mark 1830 As Birth Of Industrial Grade Brainwashing; Everything Old In New World Is New Again
VI. The 77 Year-Old Steam Engine Is Invented For The Very First Time
VII. Enron Technology Transfer: England Once Again Buries The Independence & 1812 Hatchet; Supplies U.S. With “First,” Locomotive Named “Actual”
VIII. “Tasteful” History Takes Hold Of The New World
IX. Little Lamb Follows Mary To Textile Factory
X. Burgoyne’s “Disaster” Found To Be Ideal For Commercial Trade-Route
XI. deTocqueville Avoids Another French Revolution; Suggests Railway & Bunker Hill Monument Construction Using Convict Labor
XII. Traditional French-Hatred Put On Back Burner; de Tocqueville & William Webster Incorporate U.S. Technologies
XIII. At The Age Of Six, Little Karl Marx Sends His “First” Resume To New England Textile Mill
XIV. Lincoln Gets Word Of Speculation In Chicago Building Sites
XV. B&O Railroad Begins Operation
XVI. The Last French Technology Patent Sets Sail For America
XVII. Enron Dictionary: “Friend” = “Quaker”
XVIII. Quakers Rethink Often Repeated Business Policy; Maybe War Commodities Aren’t So Bad After All
XIX. Egyptian-Grecian History Repeats Itself; U.S. Rail Execs Begin Outsourcing Rail Hardware To England
XX. West Point Locomotive Factory Ships Charleston’s “Best Friend;” Charleston Soon Shows West Point What Friends Are For By Seceding From The Union
XXI. North Carolina; First U.S. Gold Rush Provides Cost Effective Railroad Labor
XXII. First Speculation In U.S. Canals Ever And.. Go Figure.. It’s the Dutch (Can You Say “Tulip Crisis”?)
XXIII. Skull & Bones Becomes Secret Part Of Democracy
XXIV. Skull & Bones Takes Interest In Railroad Mania
XXV. de Tocqueville Makes Audacious “Simple Lies & Complex Truths” Claim: “Market Debasement Is The Complex Truth, Democracy Is The Simple Lie”
XXVI. America Becomes Addicted To English Locomotives
XXVII. deTocqueville Notices The “John Bull” Being Disassembled At Baldwin’s Locomotive Factory
XXVIII. Baldwin Makes Incredulous Business Prediction; Maybe He Meant: “Last ‘English’ Locomotive?”
XXIX. McKesson & Robbins Assume Role Of Representing Best Of “Americana”
XXX. McKesson & Robbins Offer Karl Marx 80,000 Shares For A 30-Minute Speech
XXXI. Spanish Inquisition Officially Ends Forever – Again
XXXII. Wildcat Banker Corcoran Has A Traditional Legatus Vision; Opens Note-Brokerage House Within One Year Of The Market Crash
XXXIII. Enron Note: Corcoran Bank Does Not Survive The Internet Enron Of 2001
XXXIV. Cost Effective Mexican War Labor Begins Constructing Railroads
XXXV. Late Enron Phase: Alamo And Immoral Literature Provide Adequate Distraction For Next Month’s Stock Market Debasement
XXXVI. Take A Guess What Industry Britain Was Speculating In?
XXXVII. Market Crash; France & U.S.; Most Unions Buckle In Panic Which Is The Purpose Of Market Debasement
XXXVIII. 6- Month European Market Contagion Soon To Be Shortened By Telegraph
XXXIX. Market Debasement Aftermath; More Victorian Millionaires Then Ever
XL. Lucky Corcoran, Mary Todd & Abe The Railroad Lawyer Are Shielded From Collapse
XLI. Enron Note: Does This Sound Familiar?  First Afghan War
XLII. The “Military Duty” Law Of 1838 Follows The 1837 Railroad Crash; As Usual There Is More Work Planned Then Ever, But Ironically There Are No Jobs
XLIII. So Much For Supply & Demand

The 36th Enron A.D.

Crashes Of 1836/1837 To Debasements Of 1847/1848 A.D.

If There Was Such A Thing, This Would Be A Top-Twelve Enron

Interesting Because Of Marx & Market Crash; Great Revelations In These Pages

I. Marx Experiences His Third Enron
II. The Enron Manifesto
III. The Methodology Of Market Debasement; Just Like Hitler, Marx Never Seems To Get It; Series Of Market Crashes In England & Market Crashes In France Not Considered “Events” in “Chronology Of Events Leading Up To The Communist Manifesto”
IV. Victorian Age Begins During Depression; More Victorian Millionaires Than Ever
V. British Troops Begin Building Afghan Railroad
VI. One-Third Of U.S. Workers Unemployed; Apparently Unaware Of World’s Planned Canal, Railroad And Telegraph Projects
VII. Mormon’s In Salt Lake City; Continue Nation-Building Where The Stock Market Debasement Left Off
VIII. Caledonian Canal Paid In Full
IX. Livingston Surveys Africa For Rail Construction And Outsourcing Possibilities
X. Enron Early Phase; Queen Victoria Morality Play
XI. Karl Marx First Becomes Skeptical Of Skull & Bones
XII. Scroll & Key Become Second Secret Part Of Democracy
XIII. Tyler Opens An Account At Corcoran & Riggs
XIV. America Begins Industrializing China – For England
XV. Mr. Nietzsche Begins Working For Wildcat Bankers Corcoran & Riggs; Overdoses On Chinese Opium
XVI. Reluctant Victorian, Ebenezer Scrooge Pleads Fifth At Securities Fraud Hearings
XVII. Corcoran Begins Wiring Terrorist Finances Via Telegraph
XVIII. Enron Lesson: Banks Don’t Finance Things, Debasements Do
XIX. Crash Of 1837, 1847 & 1848 Finance The Invention Of The Telegraph
XX. Scotch – Irish Potatoe Famine Hits The Donner Party
XXI. Moll Discusses “Gregory Clause” With Marx & Engles
XXII. Marx Predicts U.S. Stock Market Will Crash In 2010 A.D.
XXIII. Brigham Young Morality Play A Month Before English Stock Market Debasement
XXIV. Chicago Receives Invoice For First Locomotive
XXV. Gold-Rush Scheme Implemented To Attract Western Railroad Labor Force
XXVI. Gold-Rush Implemented To Attract Railroad Labor – In Australia Too
XXVII. Global Land-Granting For Railways Serves As Foundation For Marx’s “Land-Ownership” Issue
XXVIII. Uncle Sam To Build 80 Projected Railroads – And There Aren’t Any Jobs?

The 37th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1847/1848 To Market Crash Of 1857 A.D.

Transatlantic Telegraph Failure – War Put On The Back Burner?

I. Railroad Readies India For Another Wave Of Outsourcing
II. First Telegraph Message Sent From England To France: “G-o-F-u-c-k-Y-o-u-r-s-e-l-f”
III. Transatlantic Cable; First Attempt “Unsuccessful”?
IV. New York City Taylor’s Strike; Industry Considers Shipping The Cotton To England
V. Gold Is Found At Several Railroad Locations
VI. Telegraph Used For Dispatching Trains
VII. Telegraph Not Considered As Useful In Dispatching Market Information
VIII. India Railroads Almost Completed; India Not Yet Under British Control; Tons Of Progress; No Speculation In Sight
IX. Philadelphia & Pittsburgh Linked By Rail; East India Railway Completed
X. Railway Mania Continues Even Though There Aren’t Any Jobs
XI. Bombay & Tanna Linked By Rail
XII. Crimean War Attempts To Bridge Telegraph Divide
XIII. Florence Nightingale Does A Mother Theresa
XIV. First Sign Of Canal & Rail Speculation In The U.S. Exchange Market
XV. The Global Market Debasement To Pay For The Latest Round Of Global Canals & Railways & The First Transatlantic Cable Is 8 Months Away

Enron Question: Which Market Is Paying For India’s Railroads – Ya Gotta Wonder?

The 38th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1857 To Market Debasement Of 1864 A.D.

A Top-Ten Enron?

Good Due To Contract Labor Law, Freeing Of Slaves & Civil War Commodities

I. More Millionaire 51-Year-Old Illinois Railroad Lawyers Then Ever
II. Lincoln Frets “Divided House”; Continues To Be Haunted With India Railroad Dreams
III. Skilled Telegraph & Railroad Engineers Begin Earning $200 An Hour
IV. Transatlantic Finally “Successful” – But Only At One End
V. Steam-Roller; Another French Invention
VI. Egyptian Government Halts Napoleon’s Work On Suez Canal
VII. Herman Hollerith Born
VIII. England Shoemakers Consider Outsourcing To Gettysburg
IX. Civil War Standardizes American Railway (House Divided = 5 Foot Gauge; House United = 4 Foot, Ten Inches)
X. Sherman Rethinks “Spanish Marching”; Considers Taking Train Through Georgia
XI. Telegraph Wire To England Cotton Executives Brown & Shipley, Credit Mobilier, British Steel Rail Manufactures And Opium Monopolists: “Carolina Soon To Secede From Union, Buy To The Sound Of Cannons”
XII. The 150 Year-Old Railroad Goes To War – again
XIII. North Becomes “Worst Friend Of Charleston”
XIV. Leiden Revisited; International Exposition In England; Nokia Founded; Dutch Settlement Scheme Continues
XV. Steel Rails Flee British Religious Persecution; Lincoln Encourages Westward Travel
XVI. Confederacy Begins To Draft Telegraph & Railroad Engineers
XVII. 16th Amendment Outsources Slavery; Lincoln Takes Page Out Of Ancient British History; Emancipation Proclamation; Indentured Servitude Legally Upheld Anyway
XVIII. Consumers & Lawyers Want Cheap Products And Railroads
XIX. The Lord Giveth & The Lord Taketh Away; Contract Labor Law & Reckless Immigration Policy Solves Wage Inflation Problems Steaming From Emancipation Proclamation
XX. Battle Of Hanover The Day Before The Battle Of Gettysburg Frees Hundreds Of Thousands Of New Shoes From Bondage
XXI. Lincoln Establishes America’s First “Ownership Society”; Observes: Money Cannot Be Removed From Those Without Money; Freedmen’s Savings & Trust Created As 1874 Market Debasement Opportunity
XXII. Suze Orman Begins Writing The 5 Laws Of Confederate Money

The 39th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1864 To Market Contagion Of 1866 A.D.

Lincoln’s “Ownership Society”

I. Mystifying Accounting At Credit Mobilier; Time To Clean Up Those Files
II. Victorian Age Soon Picks Up Where Slavery Left Off
III. Contract Labor Law Still In Effect
IV. England & Italian Market Debasement Contagion
V. Enron Single-Guy Conspiracy Play: Reno Gang Holds Up Freedmen’s Savings & Trust.. & Credit Mobilier
VI. Railroad Executives Discover Commercial Value Of Civil War Railways

The 40th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1866 To Market Debasement Of 1869 A.D.

Black Friday

The “Ownership Society” & Contract Labor Continues

I. More Millionaires Named Drew, Gould, Fisk, Vanderbilt, Brown & Shipley Then Ever
II. First Domestic Steel Rails Produced But British Acceptance Is Slow
III. Knights Of Saint Crispin Founded; Gettysburg Shoe Factories Decline Participation
IV. Danish Virgin Islands Established As U.S. Corporate Tax Haven
V. Diamonds Discovered Near Future African Railway Sites
VI. Russia Sends Invoice For Alaska Purchase; Debasement Of 1869 (Black Friday) To Pay For Golden Spike, Suez Canal, Alaska Purchase, Danish Virgin Islands, Midway And Dominican Republic Annexation Is A Year And A Half Away
VII. Parliament Of Greece Finally Decodes Saint Paul’s Letter To The Corinthian Canal Company
VIII. Grant Becomes 300th World Leader To Contract Canal Fever
IX. Enron Welfare Phase: Knights Of Labor
X. Western Union & Western Electric Do A WorldCom MCI False-Flag
XI. Grant Distances Himself From Drew And Fisk Faster Then You Can Say “Kenny-Boy”
XII. Enron Late Phase; Market Debasement Of 1869; Perfect Timing; The French Prepare America’s Next Enemy; War Diversion; Franco-German
XIII. Enron Single Guy Conspiracy Phase; Mayor William Tweed Holds Up NY Treasury
XIV. Vladimir Ilyitch Lenin Creates The U.S. Department Of Justice; Begins Reading Post Cards Of Disgruntled 401K Holders
XV. Northern Pacific Railway Takes Advantage Of Cheap Victorian Crash Labor

The 41st Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1869 To Market Debasement Of 1873 A.D.

The Salt-Lake Irony Enron & History’s Sixth Top-Ten Enron

America’s 21st Enron, The 21st Railroad Enron, An Early Black Gold Enron

In This Enron Is Learned The Purpose Of Tyco’s ADT Purchase, The 92nd Street Hebrew Y, The U.S.A. Patriot Act, And The Reason Eliot Spitzer Named His Dogs Jessie & James

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1869 Through 1873

I. Black-Friday Gold Debasement Pays For Suez Canal, Alaska, A Few Transcontinental Railroads, And Creates More Victorian Millionaires Named John & William Rockefeller Then Ever
II. Contract Labor Law Still In Effect
III. Stanley Finds Livingston; Livingston Missing Three Gold Teeth
IV. Germans Contract Railroad Fever
V. Franco-German War Enhances Speculation In Berlin & Vienna Building Sites
VI. The Department Of Justice Prepares For Panic Of 1873
VII. The Brigham Young/Golden-Spike Morality Play Prepares For Panic Of 1873
VIII. A Grant Race-Card Play Prepares For Panic Of 1873
IX. Enron Censorship Phase: Grant Suspends Writ Of Habeas Corpus In Preparation For Panic Of 1873
X. NRA Prepares For Thompson Square Riot And The Panic Of 1873
XI. Barnes & Noble Prepare For Panic Of 1873; Meet With Anthony Comstock At Lloyds Coffee House
XII. P.T. Barnum, Jay Cooke, Jack Grubman, George Custer, Susan B. Anthony And Several KKK Members From Hope, Arkansas Sell 80,000 Shares Of Jay Cooke & Company And Cash Out Of Freedmen’s Bank Holdings Altogether
XIII. The First Long Distance Oil Pipeline, Chicago Reconstruction And The Catering Bill For The Colorado “Grand Railroad Ball” Is About To Be Paid For
XIV. Enron Diversion Phase: The “Virginus Affair”
XV. Another Late Enron “Don’t Go There” Phase; Anthony Comstock Does A U.S.A. Patriot Act

The 42nd Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1873 To Market Debasement Of 1882 A.D.

The First Electricity Enron

Sam Insul And General Electric Set Out To Make Electricity Cheap – In India

I. Afghans Come To The Wall-Street Robber Barron’s Rescue Once Again
II. More Millionaires Named Thomas Watson Then Ever
III. Contract Labor Law Still In Effect
IV. Jay Cooke Teaches Of The Value Of War Bonds
V. Enron Alert: Thomas J. Watson Sr. Is Born; Hollerith And John McCloskey Visit Tompkins Square; Hollerith Enrolls In The College Of The City Of New York (Enron Note: Remember John McCloskey?)
VI. Freedmen’s Bank Declares Appreciation Day For Former Slaves; Depositors Discover Value Of “Ownership Society”
VII. John Bliane & Molly McGuires Finger-pointed For Railroad Monopolists’ Single-Guy Conspiracy
VIII. Queen Victoria Added The Title Of Empress Of America
IX. French Study Panama Canal Route; Prepare America For Immigration Wave
X. Thomas Edison Establishes Lab In Menlo Park
XI. First Use Of Telephone In Market Exchange Communications
XII. Railroad Employees Now Earning $200.00 An Hour
XIII. U.S. Labor Force Becomes Displeased With Empress Victoria
XIV. GE Founds Socialist Labor Party
XV. Ann Rynn Writes Frank Lloyd Write: What If Asbestos Causes Cancer?
XVI. New York Cancer Hospital Founded; Use Of Tobacco As American Currency Troubles American And German Healthcare Industry
XVII. Hollerith Begins Mining Medical Data
XVIII. Zulus Discover Value Of Gold As An Electrical Conductor
XIX. State-Controlled Media Analyzes The Borden Clan
XX. Richard Scrushy’s Grandfather Retains Employment As Dayton Bartender; Caught Looting An NCR Cash Register
XXI. Panama Canal Construction Begins
XXII. Enron Technology Transfer: Sam Insul Migrates To Ellis Island With Patented European Electricity Plans Memorized In His Head; He Avoids Scrutiny By Dressing As An Egyptian Pyramid Laborer
XXIII. Wharton & Cornell Begin Teaching Courses In Quaker Military Monopolies; Invites Hollerith As Guest Speaker; Edison Notices Ithaca Is Not Manhattan
XXIV. French Market Debasement Pays For Latest Work On Panama Canal And The Statue Of Liberty
XXV. French Capitalize On Cheap Crash Labor; Saint Paul’s Corinth Canal Vision Begins Construction

The 43rd Enron A.D.

French Market Crash Of 1882 To Debasement Of 1890 A.D.

Another Electricity Enron

Not A Top-Ten Enron But Pieces Of It Belong In Other Electricity Enrons

I. Contagion Fears Of French Market Epidemic Subsides
II. Supposedly Henry Kaiser Accidentally Inhales A Fiber Of Asbestos Insulation
III. Founding Of The Krakatoa Electricity Company
IV. Federal Bureau Of Labor Established To Slay Communism
V. Telephone Conversation Between Edison And Insull: “Do It Big Sammy”
VI. Lizzie Borden Overhears Family Discussion Of Possible Impact Of Textile Strike On Fall River Victorians
VII. Contract Labor Law Still In Effect
VIII. Chinese Encouraged To Mine Coal And Build Railroads – In China
IX. Kaiser & Grant & Pemberton Ponder Tobacco And Asbestos Risks
X. Visigoth Engineering Innovations Become Citizens Of The World
XI. 2000 B.C. Starts Happening All Over Again; Edison Technology Transfer; Persecuted Electricity Technology Considers Fleeing To New World
XII. The Rise Of The German Victorians
XIII. Hollerith Electromechanical Tabulator Emigrates To Europe
XIV. Federal Bureau Of Skill Profiling Established; NCR Invents First Russian Human Resources Department
XV. Enron Faith-Based Initiative Phase; “Thus Spoke Hollerith”
XVI. Textile Workers Displeased With The Borden Clan
XVII. Huguenots Revisited; France Gives European Citizens A Going Away Present; Statue Of Liberty Brings Renewed Energy To Dutch Settlement Scheme
XVIII. Reckless Immigration Policy Obsoletes Contract Labor Law
XIX. Pirated European Patents Processed Through Ellis Island
XX. May Day Is Outsourced To America
XXI. Coca-Cola Contracts The Louisiana Militia To Slay Communism In The Sugar Industry
XXII. The U.S. Experiences A Period Of Prosperity; Jobs Americans Don’t Want
XXIII. Unilever Outsources Soap Industry To India
XXIV. Note: The French market crash paid for something but I don’t know what
XXV. Lizzie Borden Refuses Textile Job In Fall River
XXVI. There Are Absolutely No Shoe Factories In Gettysburg – They Have Relocated To China
XXVII. 1890 Census Assists Nazi Physicians 
XXVIII. Edison And GE Do A WorldCom/MCI
XXIX. Passage Of The Sherman Union Busting Act
XXX. Royal Dutch Petroleum Sees Trade Opportunity In Saint Paul’s Letters To The Corinthian Canal Company
XXXI. Stanford Teaches Hoover Mine Industry Outsourcing
XXXII. 1890 Market Debasement Proves Even Union Leaders Don’t Get It
XXXIII. Early Phase Of Next Enron; General Electric Proposes First Hydro-Electric Plant.. In India
XXXIV. GE Invited To Participate In Cheney’s Closed-Door India Energy Task Force

The 44th Enron A.D.

1890-1893 A.D.

Electricity Enron – Round III

India Outsourcing Mania

I. America Sets Out To Make Electricity Cheap – India
II. Hollerith Invited To Cheney’s Energy Task Force
III. Start Of Trans-Siberian Railroad Construction
IV. Trans-Siberian Railroad Execs Recognize Value Of Hollerith Tabulator
V. First Natural Gas Pipeline Built From Indiana To Chicago; Invoice Gets Lost In The Mail
VI. Dutch Settlement Scheme Still Alive
VII. First/Last Census To Ask Cancer Questions; Destroyed Later
VIII. Hollerith Medical Census Records Hitler Family As A Medium High To High Cancer Risk
IX. Just Like Marx And Nietzsche, Hitler Sets Out To Prove He Is A Financial History Illiterate
X. Cheap Crash Labor Finishes Corinth Canal
XI. Sammy Becomes Kenny-Boy Idol
XII. Lucky Quaker Industrialists Advice Lizzie And Emma Borden To Sell 80,000 Shares Of The Troy Cotton And Woolen Manufactory
XIII. Edison Is So Idolized – GE Drops His Name
XIV. Ellis Island Wage Stabilization Continues
XV. Invoice For Chicago World’s Fair, Natural Gas Utility, Hawaiian Harbors, Corinth Canal & Hoover’s Stanford Education About To Paid In Full By Debasement Of 1893
XVI. Enron Late Phase; George School Does An Opus Dei/Legatus Move
XVII. Lizzie Hit With Bout Of Depression; Morality Play Obscures Panic Of 1893
XVIII. Coinage Debasement Ala Isaac Newton; Silver Entrepreneurs Discover How Precious Metal Debasement Works

The 45th Enron A.D.

Market Crash Of 1893 To Market Debasement Of 1903 A.D.

The Hollerith Enron & History’s Seventh Top-Ten Enron

This Is America’s 25th Enron, The 25th Railroad Enron, The 2nd Information-Age Enron, And The 4th Electricity Enron, And It Introduces Another Round Of Massive Global Infrastructure Plans – But Still No Jobs?

This Enron Explains The Value Of Russia As A Scary Enemy For The Second Time

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1893 Through 1903

I. The Victorians Sure Do Love Their Market Debasements; Everyone Who Wishes To “Renew America” Raise Your Hand
II. The Vacuum Tube Brings The First Hint Of An Internet Enron
III. For Some Unknown Reason Those Wacky Commie-Socialist-Fascists Never Catch On To The System Of Market Debasement
IV. Hoover Establishes The Newest Version Of The “New Reality”
V. Cheap Debasement Labor Once Again Utilized To Build The Next Big Thing
VI. Labor Day Replaces May Day; Workers Discover They “May” Have To Take Jobs They Don’t Want
VII. A Canal Named God, A Train Called Democracy And An Internet Called Freedom
VIII. The Information Enron Reaches Russia (Remember Those Goose-Stepping Quakers?)
IX. Once Again, Reckless Immigration Policy & Cheap Crash Labor Stabilizes Wages
X. Electricity Consumers Want Cheap Products And Services
XI. Classic Enron Early Phase: Another Depression Begins – Another Canal Starts
XII. Hollerith Census Tabulation Flees Religious Persecution; Sets Sail On Long Arduous Journey To Russia
XIII. France Sees Debasement Labor Value As Panama Canal Wage Stabilizer
XIV. Czar Nicholas Sees Productivity Boom Through Use Of Hollerith Device; Declares Russia The Land Of Opportunity; Subcontracts Hollerith’s Census Tabulator
XV. Chinese Bureau Of Mines & Stanford University Teaches Hoover & Drake How To Resolve America’s Coal Mining Management Problem
XVI. Russia Blows Golden Opportunity; Alaska Gold Rush
XVII. Mr. Fairchild First Hears Of The Vacuum Tube; Sees Gold As Valuable Electrical Conductor
XVIII. The Laying Of Railroad Ties Become An Olympic Venue
XIX. The First Printing Of: “IBM And The Gulags”
XX. Ohio, McKinley, NCR & Hanna Set Out To Become Object Of Rove Idolization
XXI. Hitler Is Introduced To Smoking
XXII. Boxers Or Briefs: Hoover Flees Australian Religious Persecution; Leaves For China; Discovers America’s 20th Century Workforce
XXIII. New Plan For Panama Lock System; Its Called The Spanish-American War
XXIV. Predecessor To Cheney’s Foreign Energy Task Force First Convened
XXV. U.S.S. Coal Renamed U.S.S. Maine
XXVI. First Cases Of Asbestosis Discovered Among 7 Crew Members Of U.S.S. Maine
XXVII. Americans Begin Building Railroads Around The World – For Spain
XXVIII. Hoover Waves Dewey Goodbye From The Shore Of Hong Kong
XXIX. Fiat Considers Lining Cars With Asbestos
XXX. New York Newsboys Deprive Public Of State-Controlled Media
XXXI. Federal Government Accomplishes Hollerith’s Global Monopoly
XXXII. Churchill Ambushed While Outsourcing Coal Industry To Africa
XXXIII. “Inventor” Appears As Occupation In U.S. Census; Highlights How Inventive America Was Prior To 1900
XXXIV. NCR Monopoly Deploys The First Human Resource Department
XXXV. Chinese Boxers Unconvinced Hoover Is Actually “Spreading Democracy”
XXXVI. Engineering Jobs In China Paying $25,000 A Year + Pension
XXXVII. Classic Enron Bridge Project: General Electric’s Hydro-Electric Plant And The Market Debasement Of 1903 Are About To Make Electricity Cheap – In India
XXXVIII. Maier Suchowljansky Born In Groznow
XXXIX. Roosevelt Announces “America Now Behind India In Electricity Race”
XL. Consumers Continue Desire For Cheap Products And Services; Gulags Seen As Solution
XLI. Orwell Assigned To Guard GE Electrical Plant In India
XLII. Market Crash Of 1903 Pays Invoice For GE India Electricity Plant; Why Does This Sound So Familiar?
XLIII. Northern Securities Does An Arthur Anderson
XLIV. Great Train Robbers Perceived As Bigger Thieves Than Northern Securities
XLV. Enron Late Phase: Monroe Doctrine Continues Foreign Industry Building Where Market Debasement Left Off
XLVI. Kettering Electrifies The Cash Register
XLVII. Dr. Seuss Born; Dad Sees Medical Career In Future
XLVIII. Hearst Strawmans The Japanese Worker
XLIX. U.S. Olympics Venues “Anthropology Days”
L. Classic Enron Knowledge Transfer: Monopoly Game Invented In England, Flees Religious Persecution To The “Land-Of-Opportunity” In 31 Years

The 46th Enron A.D.

1903-1906/1907 A.D.

I. More Victorian Millionaire Railway & Utility Executives Then Ever
II. Edison Films Great Train Robbery; Aims Cameras At Union Pacific And Northern Securities
III. Kettering Electrifies NCR; Becomes Cancer Curious
IV. Northern Securities Does An Arthur Anderson
V. George Orwell Assigned To Guard GE Electric Plant.. In India
VI. Bank Of Italy & Societa Bankaria Italia Prepare For Next Market Debasement
VII. Roosevelt Begins Stacking The Judiciary Branch In Trial Preparation For The Lucky Victorians
VIII. United States Begins Completing The Panama Canal – For France
IX. French Respirator Use Attracts Attention
X. Indiana Cracks Down On Financial Idiots & Imbeciles And Anybody Else With Knowledge Of Northern Securities
XI. Roosevelt Proves American Economics Have Operated In A Nationalist Vacuum For Last 300 Years
XII. Kennesaw Mountain Landis Pretends To Punish Standard Oil
XIII. Landis’ Standard Oil Decision Reversed By Indiana Jury Comprised Of Idiots And Imbeciles
XIV. Fairchild Begins 20 Years Of “Public Service” In NY Congress
XV. AT&T/Western Union & Royal Dutch Petroleum Shell Game; Both Consider Name Change TO MCI
XVI. Enron Mid-Late Stage; Church Passes The “Don’t Go There” Act
XVII. Panic Of 1907 Accepts Jesus As Its Personal Savior

The 47th Enron A.D.

1906/1907-1916/1917 A.D.

The Rugged Individualist’s Enron & History’s Eighth Top-Ten Enron

This is America’s 27th Enron, The Winding Down Of The Railroad Enrons, The 6th Information Age Enron, The 6th Electricity Enron, And It Marks An All-Time High In Cancer Paranoia And An Apparent Fanatical Obsession With Information Age Aided Medical Research

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1906/1907 Through 1916/1917

I. The Rise Of The Visigoth Pharmaceutical Industry
II. Klara Dies Of Breast Cancer; Adolph Considers Kicking Smoking Habit
III. Bayer & Merck Studies Find No Link Between Cancer And Victim’s Offspring
IV. Frank Lloyd Wright & Cheney Head Off To Germany
V. Latest Hollerith Census Determines Stalin To Be A More Effective Leader Than Czar Nicholas
VI. The Great White Fleet Welcomes Dollar Diplomacy
VII. Construction Of Cape Cod Canal Starts; Panama Canal Completed
VIII. The U.S. Transfers Hollerith Technology To Germany Via Titanic Transport
IX. Flint & Kaiser Wilhelm Help Wright Brothers Aeroplane Flee Religious Persecution
X. Stalin & Meyer Lansky Attempt To Solve Bethlehem Steel Strike
XI. Public Utilities Act Soon Determined By Lay’s Enron To Be “Just An Act”
XII. Pragmatic Businessman Flint Buys Hollerith’s Computer Tabulation Company
XIII. Supreme Court Rules Lincoln Would Have Approved Of Pieces Of America In China
XIV. Thomas Watson Does A Michael Milken
XV. Patterson & Watson Begin Praying For Tornadic Conditions In Ohio
XVI. Harvard Attempts To Control Cancer.. And Labor Costs; Takes Up Issue Of “Genetically Sick Offspring”
XVII. Mr. Scrushy Becomes Student Of “Un-American” NCR Monopoly Plays; Enron Tip: Tomorrow’s Monopolists Are Often Son’s Of Yesterday’s Monopolists
XVIII. NCR Monopoly Trial Becomes “Comedy Of Errors”
XIX. Thomas Watson’s Tornado Prayers Are Answered
XX. Rise Of The Undocumented Monopolists; Monopoly Illegal In U.S. As Long As They Are Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer Or Provide Tornado Relief
XXI. Arthur Anderson Begins Confusing Accounting Method At MiddleWest Utilities In Chicago; Contracts Al Qaeda To Shred Cheney India Energy Plan
XXII. WWI Inspires Strong Appreciation For German Monopolists Traveling Between Germany And America
XXIII. Terrorists Consider “Butting Out” Of Government Sponsored Monopoly Plays Assuming Voters Would Eventually Catch On To The Reason All Forms Of Government Exist To Begin With
XXIV. Little Diam Is Born To The King Of Rolling Paper
XXV. Watson Begins Working For Flint At IBM 1-Year Before The Assassination Of Austria’s Archduke
XXVI. Friedman’s First “Global Century?” Panama Canal Opens 380 Years After Spain Planned It; Not So “Impossible” After All
XXVII. Taliensin Damaged By Fire In Southern Wisconsin; Defective Asbestos Insulation Blamed
XXVIII. Ann Rand Claims She Is Made Of Asbestos
XXIX. Shoe Industry Executives Welcome The Fluoroscopic Shoe-Fitter
XXX. Radiological Society Of Nazi Germany (RSNG) Founded
XXXI. Watson Does An Arthur Anderson
XXXII. German Pharmaceutical Manufactures Manage To Keep Cannabis Out Of The Harrison Narcotics Act; Greatest Generation Ponders Whether Conditions In Germany Make It A Good Time To Smoke Pot.
XXXIII. AT&T Spreads Arizona Gold Rush Rumor; Threat Of TB Helps Sherman Fairchild Avoid Selective Service
XXXIV. Victorian Owner Of Chicago Cubs Keeps Vigilant Eye On Pesky Middle-Class Germans
XXXV. Navy Considers Ships Without Asbestos
XXXVI. Federal Government Predicts Cheap Debasement Labor Soon Available For Highway Construction; Begins “Dole”-ing Out Grants Like It Is Monopoly Money
XXXVII. Arizona Copper Miners Come Down With Fairchild Disease Now Known As The “Goldwater Syndrome”
XXXVIII. Isaac Newton’s Mystical Transistor & Internet Vision Comes To Fruition; 200-Year Gold Policy Comes To An End
XXXIX. Hitler, The Evil-Genius.. Learns King George Is Actually German
XL. King George V Drops German Last Name To Become “More American”
XLI. American Union Activists Complete Trans-Siberian Railroad Ahead Of Schedule; Just In Time For The Gulag Parties
XLII. Congressman Fairchild Becomes Big Proponent Of Selective Service Act
XLIII. Sam Insull Suggests American Protective League
XLIV. At A Meeting At The Mount Vernon Whiskey Distillery The American Protective League Becomes Suspicious Of The Name “Windsor”
XLV. Yawn..   The Stock Market Debasement Of 1917 Encourages The Espionage & Sedition Acts
XLVI. American Protective League Begins Protecting German Monopolists Faithful To King George V
XLVII. Germany Slays Communism In The Nick Of Time
XLVIII. Jewish Mafia Lobbies K-Street For Passage Of The Espionage Act; Soon Becomes Obsessed With Documentaries On Italian Mafia
XLIX. Nazis Lynch Frank Little In Butte, Montana
L. Hollerith Saddened To Hear Of Czar Nicholas Execution
LI. Postal Service Announces Demand For Planes
LII. Another Harvard President Makes Sexist Claim: “Women Aren’t Cut Out For Airline Industry”
LIII. Lefty Tyler Pulls An A-Rod
LIV. Winston Churchill Discovers Royal Family Is A “Bunch Of Krauts?”
LV. Tobacco Industry Agrees To Pay President Cleveland’s Secret Surgery Bills

The 48th Enron A.D.

1916/1917-1921 A.D.

I. Managing Editor Of The Harvard Illustrated Begins Thinking Computers May Cure Cancer
II. Conscription Act In England And Selective Service Act Attempt To Stabilize Wages
III. Musica Hears 18th Amendment To Be Ratified; Changes Name To Frank D. Costa
IV. RCA Announces: “Boston Red Sox And Boston Police To Join Communist Party Of America”
V. Enron Mid Phase Diversion; Black Sox
VI. “Trust-Buster” Landis Becomes First Commissioner Of Baseball
VII. Prohibition; McKesson Hair Tonic OK Though
VIII. Lenin Deports Lansky, Siegel, Lucky Luciano And Other Free-Market Conservatives To America
IX. Stinnes Hears There Is Money In Monopoly Plays
X. Americans Worship The Shrine Of Private Business & Industry; Given Title Of “Greatest Generation”
XI. An Eaton Grad Gets A Good Police Job
XII. Stinnes Gets A Wells Notice; German Mark Begins Rapid Fall
XIII. Congress Restricts Immigration To Gangsters Only
XIV. Gangsters Sell 80,000 Shares Of “Stinnes Colossal Northern Trust”
XV. Council On Foreign Relations Pulls An Opus Dei And Legatus
XVI. King George V Advises Gandhi To Conceal Italian Heritage
XVII. U.S. Navy Questions Asbestos As A Cancer Cure
XVIII. Wall Street Journal Invents The “Fall” Guy
XIX. Harding’s First Words Broadcast On Radio: “Watch What You Say!”
XX. Harding’s Second Words Broadcast On Radio: “Smoking Does Not Cause Cancer!”

The 49th Enron A.D.

1921-1927 A.D.

A Top-Fifteen Enron

I. Market Debasement Pays The Electrical Grid Invoice
II. Four Metaphorical Divides Bridged: Air Travel, TV, Automobile & Radio
III. McKesson Completes Its First Enron
IV. Illinois Grand Jury Suffers Period Of “Extreme Boredom”
V. Supreme Court Prepares To Acquit 1920s Monopolists
VI. CFR Destroys 1890 Medical Census
VII. BBC & KDKA Gear Up For Some Hard-Core State-Controlled Propaganda
VIII. “Serious” Book-Cooking Established To Ensure A Successful Millionaire Creating Market Debasement Bringing American People “To Their Knees”
IX. Mussolini Begins Living Hard, Dying Young In Effort To Leave A Good-Looking Corpse
X. “Tea” Again Takes Center Stage In Market Debasement Scheme
XI. Markel Begins Editing New York Times
XII. Harding Buries “Great Administration Scandal”
XIII. RCA Finds Coolidge Cat
XIV. Ford Reorganizes; Begins Outsourcing To Germany
XV. Trinity College Denies Jesus As Personal Savior; Focuses On Lung Cancer Research
XVI. Florida Seen As Motorist Tourist Spot & Gangster Haven; Florida Contractors Seem Confident Air-Travel Will Be “Feasible”
XVII. Bennis Predicts Impact Of Computer; Writes: “Factory Of The Future Will Have Only 2 Employees.  An Immigration Lawyer, And A Member Of Legatus”
XVIII. Which Is Further? Croyden To Capetown or New York To Paris?
XIX. McKesson Purchased By Girard & Company
XX. Fibiger Wins Cancer Research Nobel Prize; Cancer Research Outsourced To Germany Due To Skyrocketing Malpractice Litigation And Rising Worker Wage Concerns In The U.S. Healthcare Industry
XXI. Germany Industry Now Prefers To Be Referred To As “Duetsch”
XXII. Chuck Kettering Kicks Cancer Research Up A Notch
XXIII. Black Friday In Germany Pays For Model-T Factory Invoice; Marketing Selects New Line Of Asbestos Free Fords To Be Named Model “A”
XXIV. Minnesota Congressman’s Son Makes It Seem Like Air-Travel Not Previously On Mind Of Military

The 50th Enron A.D.

1927-1929 A.D.

The Opus-Dei Enron

History’s Ninth Top-Ten Enron

This Is America’s 28th Enron, Not Quite The Last Railroad Enron, And The 7th Information-Age Enron

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1927 Through 1929

I. Lindberg Breaks Cold-Sweat; Sees Alan Cobham Through The Lens Of Plane’s Periscope
II. IPO & Merger Mania
III. Book-Cooking Considered To Be At An All-Time High
IV. Cancer Research Considered To Be Next Enron “Bridge”
V. Sloan-Kettering Increases Asbestos Research
VI. Gold Again Seen As Valuable – In Treatment Of Rheumatoid Arthritis
VII. Black Friday – In Germany; Ordinary Huns & Visigoths Get A Dose Of Enron-omics
VIII. More German Millionaires Than Ever
IX. Alabama Legislature Reads Galvanization Writing On Wall; Outlaws Convict Labor
X. Opus Dei Becomes Early Form Of Legatus; Prepares For Market Debasement Of 1929
XI. Insul IPOs “Utility Investments”
XII. Train Carries Invoice For Moffit Tunnel To Wall Street
XIII. Insull’s MiddleWest Utilities Stock Trading At $169.00 Per Share
XIV. Insull’s MiddleWest Utilities Stock Trading At $529.00 Per Share
XV. AT&T Falls From $310.00 Per Share To $69.00 Per Share
XVI. Tyco..errr.. I mean.. GE.. Falls From $403.00 Per Share To $8.50 Per Share
XVII. Major “Rottenness In America” Goes Unnoticed By World’s Financially Illiterate Fascist Dictators
XVIII. Judge Crater Sells 80,000 Shares Of Tammany Trust
XIX. “Tammany Trust” Renamed “Global Crossing”
XX. Day Of 1929 Market Crash: Irv Krueger = Smart Business Magazine “Man Of The Year”; Shoots Self In Two And A Half Years
XXI. JIT Terrorism; Arabs Slay Communism Once Again;  9-11 Pulled On 1929 Market Debasement Scheme
XXII. Supreme Court Rules: China Not Permitted To Hate France
XXIII. April 1930 Market Debasement Makes 1929 Look Like Day At Florida Beach
XXIV. Where The Heck Is Judge Crater Anyway?  Only The Shadow Knows; Roosevelt Pulls An Ashcroft & Alice Martin And Cooks Tomorrow’s Court For Yesterday’s Book-Cookers

(This Is Called “Making The Court More Conservative”)

51st Enron A.D.

1929-1930/1931/1932/1933 A.D.

The Great Debasement

Somewhere Between A Top-Ten & A Top-Fifteen Enron

I. Batman Sells 80,000 Shares Of Global Crossing
II. “Monopoly” Is Renamed “Merged Company”
III. Motorola Has A Mystical Tyco Vision
IV. Arnold Rothstein Escapes Religious Persecution; Sets Sail On U.S.S. Minnow
V. Saudi Bin Laden Group Informs Brown Brothers, Bush & Harriman Of Intention To Do An Opus Dei Legatus Play
VI. Desert Conditions Compared To That Of Canaan; Construction Of Pair-O-Dice Begins
VII. German Professor Otto Warburg Wins Cancer Nobel Prize Kicking German Cancer Research Up A Notch
VIII. Brave New World; The Rise Of The German Pharmaceutical Industry Continues
IX. Another Austrian/German Market Crash Makes Rumely Affordable To Allis Chalmers
X. Construction Workers On Hoover Dam Project Now Earning $200.00 An Hour
XI. Red Rooster Members Become Targeted As Communist Monopolist Conspiracy
XII. Enron Note: Glass-Steagall Act Pretends To Make The Game Seem Fair And Law Worth Something; It is Only An Act
XIII. “Man Of The Year” Shoots Self Through Heart; Witnesses Claim; Seen Later In Germany With Judge Crater
XIV. Americans Seem To Be On Their Knees In The 1930s Too
XV. Respirators Now Mandatory For Reichstag Workers
XVI. Kohns-Manville Sets Reichstag Ablaze In Effort To Slay Communism And Control Healthcare Malpractice Costs
XVII. Nazi Fire Marshall Finds Zippo Lighter (serial # 02) And A Copy Of A Children’s Book Entitled “My Pet Goat” Buried In Reichstag Ashes
XVIII. Ruckyser Learns Of Value Of Free-Markets
XIX. Congress Legalizes Drunkenness Same Day Reichstag Torched; Forgets To Re-established Prohibition The Following day; Begins Hollywood PR Campaign Reminding Drunks That Cannabis Is Still Legal Too
XX. Roosevelt Finally Succumbs To AT&T Lobby “Pressure”
XXI. Master Race; Hitler Passes “Law For The Prevention Of Genetically Sick Offspring”; Puts Himself At Top Of GSO List
XXII. The “Liberals” At The FBI Consider Dillinger To Be Public Enemy #1

The 52nd Enron A.D.

1930/1931/1932/1933-1937/1938 A.D.

History’s Tenth Top-Ten Enron

This Is The Second Enron Before The Internet Enron, America’s 32nd Enron, One Of The Last Railroad Enron’s – For A While At Least

The Following Is In Chronological Order From 1930/1931/1932 Through 1937/1938

I. Multiple Market Debasement Aftermath; Even More Visigoth Millionaires Then Ever
II. The Monopoly Game Arrives In The Land-Of-Opportunity And Begins Enjoying Freedom To Practice The Religion Of Its Choosing
III. AT&T Shareholders Applaud Roosevelt’s Gold Ban And Price Fixing
IV. The Law For The Prevention Of Genetically Sick Offspring Made Active In Germany; Eugenic Theorists Target Hitler As One Of The First People To Be Terminated To Aid In The Creation Of His Own “Master Race”
V. The Pervious Genetic Law Is Followed By The Law For Simplification Of The Health Care System In Germany; What The Heck Is With These Germans And Their Health Care Obsession?
VI. Old Southern Home Whiskey (And Rocket Fuel) Distillers Is Registered By McKesson & Robbins
VII. Hollywood Film Production Code Censors Use And Monopoly Of Liquor In The Life Of Americas Founding Fathers, Canal Workers, And The Dow Jones Industrial Average
VIII. Judge Thompson Rules Utility Monopoly Play Legal Provided Executives Tell Heart-Tugging Rags-To-Riches Immigration Story
IX. PUCHA Is Passed To Allow Further Abuses Committed By Utility Holding Companies In The 1920s
X. Enron Receives A Waiver Of The Previous Act Just After The First World Trade Center Bombing
XI. German Healthcare Database Makes “First” Link Between Asbestos And Cancer
XII. Following Vocal Chord Operation, Hitler Reintroduces Conscription
XIII. Roosevelt Signs The Social Security Rainy-Day Fund Just In Case The NASDAQ And The DJIA Ever Need A Quick Shot In The Arm
XIV. Roosevelt Tells The American People: “The World’s Striking Union Members Have A Rendezvous With Destiny”
XV. Meyer Lansky Establishes “Destiny” The First Casino-Hotel Chain In Florida, New Orleans And Cuba
XVI. Hoover Dam Electrifies Nevada’s Jewish-Gangster Hotel-Casinos
XVII. The Invoices For The Golden Gate Bridge, Lincoln Tunnel, Kentucky Distilleries, Boulder Dam, And Casino Construction Is Mailed To McKesson & Robbins; Payment Is Made In Full In 386 Days; Isn’t It Amazing How A Handful Of Greedy Individuals Get So Much Shit Built With So Little Risk To The World’s Banks?
XVIII. The Johnstown Flood Kills Thousands Of Striking Steel Workers
XIX. The “Republicans” And Musica Pull A Gingrich And Scrushy 
XX. Gingrich Urges F. Donald Coster To Seek Party’s Nomination To Run For Alabama Governor Seat
XXI. Larry Ellison Claims BioTech “Next Big Thing” In German Economy
XXII. Anthony Eden: Damascus Meeting Keynote Speaker: Topic: “Another Eyeless Intifada; How To Spot Palestinian Uprisings 101; As If Anyone Pays Attention To Islamic Uprisings”
XXIII. Lord Halifax Sells 80,000 Shares Of McKesson & Robbins Stock
XXIV. Keynes Writes: “General Theory Of Employment, Interest, Money & Stock Market Debasement”
XXV. Socialists Armament Factories In France Are Nationalized
XXVI. Walter Ruether And Other UAW Organizers Beat By Ford Motor Company Thugs At Ford’s German Subsidiary In Siberia
XXVII. Hindenburg Disaster Initiates A Timely Public Conversation As To Whether A German Airship Crash Isn’t A “Good Thing?”
XXVIII. Nazis Kill 10 And Wound 80 During The “Memorial Day Massacre At The Republic Steel Plant In Chicago
XXIX. United States Congress Establishes The NCI (Nazi Cancer Institute)
XXX. NCI Awards Gutman & Gutman Nobel For Prostate Cancer Detection Research
XXXI. Flamingo Hotel Executives Begin Construction Of The NCI (Nevada Cancer Institute)
XXXII. Late Enron Phase; Market Debasement Followed By “War-Of-The-Worlds,” Followed By No-Generation Left Un-Censored Act
XXXIII. House Un-American Affairs Makes It Illegal To Question The Financial Motives Of Samuel Insull And McKesson & Robbins Kentucky Hair-Tonic
XXXIV. Enron Note: The Media Is Only State-Controlled During Times Of War
XXXV. The First Cold-War Lasts About 50 Years
XXXVI. The Valley Forge Historical Society Tastefully Removes Unsightly Forges From Valley Forge
XXXVII. Hawaii Experiences Labor Troubles In The Cement Industry
XXXVIII. Maytag Repairmen Begin Sit-Down Strike
XXXIX. Japanese Kamikazes Filmed On Camera At Brooklyn Shooting Range; FBI Discounts Them As Harmless Zealots
XL. The NBC Blue Network Debuts Radio Quiz Show: “Hair-Tonic Market Information Please”
XLI. The House Committee On Un-American Affairs Begins “Sweeping Overhaul”;  Cuts Budget For White -Collar Crime, Medicare Fraud, Kidnapping And Investigation Of Japanese Naval Data
XLII. The SEC Opens Investigation Into McKesson & Robbins Accounting And The NYSE Suspends Trading Of The Company Shares
XLIII. The American Patriot Drive Kicks Off Newest Promotion: “I Don’t Know Anything About McKesson & Robbins Or Enron”
XLIV. House Un-American Affairs Committee Assistant Attorney Marc Belnick Advises Philip Musica To Plead The Fifth
XLV. The President Of McKesson & Robbins Commits Suicide To Avoid Risk Of Public Exposure Of Gap In Ernst & Young-Style “Accounting Expectations” During Long Drawn Out Corruption Trial
XLVI. Hollywood Movie Release: “Mr. Smith Goes To Riggs Bank And Withdraws $8,000.00 A Week In C-Notes
XLVII. Naim Dangoor & Suze Orman Begin Writing: “The Six Laws Of Rose-Oil And $35 Dollar An Ounce Gold”
XLVIII. Kaiser And Todd Shipbuilding Establish C1 Class Shipbuilding Standard; C1 = Less Asbestos
XLIX. The Last Shoe Drops; Britain Declares War.. On The Shipbuilder’s Labor Union

The 53rd Enron A.D.

Crash Of 1937/1938-1939 To Enron Last A.D.

I. Rosie The Riveter Has A Rendezvous With Asbestos Cancer
II. NCI & Sigmund Freud Introduce Veterinary Medicine Mania
III. Robert Leroy Bartley Born In Minnesota; Porter Goss Born To Connecticut Victorians
IV. Enron Disruptive Technology Alert: TV, Jet Engine Fueled With Kentucky Bourbon
V. Permanente Monopoly Established In Shipbuilding & Cement
VI. CPAs First Learn Of “Expectations Gap” In The Accounting Profession
VII. Britain Declares War On Wage Inflation
VIII. NY World’s Fair On Hi-Level War-Footing; Parachute Jump Gets Youngsters Interested In Jumping Out Of Planes Over Europe
IX. Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact Between Russia And Hitler
X. Sigmund Freud Dies Of Cancer
XI. Enron Wage Inflation Alert: Machinist Rates Reach $200.00 Per Hour
XII. Investment Company Act Passed To Avoid Public Knowledge Of The Corporate Abuses Of The Roaring 1920s
XIII. Mention Of Corporate Abuses Officially Banned By House Un-American Affairs Committee
XIV. Selective Service Act Contracts Steinbeck To Write: “Grapes Of Corporate Wrath”
XV. All Internet & Amateur Radio Communications Are Halted By The War
XVI. Lord Nathan Rothschild & Dr Seuss Offer Investment Advice: Buy To The Sound Of Kaiser’s C1-Class Liberty Ships & Allis Chalmer’s Half-Tracks
XVII. Upon Hearing Of 4,288 American Labor Strikes This Year, The Vatican Considers Accepting Fascism As Its Personal Savior
XVIII. Yamamoto, Frank Lloyd Wright, Albert Lasker, Admiral Kimmel, Reverend Lay, Eduard Wirth, Newton C. McPherson, And Wild Bill Donovan Visit Harvard Where They Study Utility Monopolies And Asbestos Ship Evidence Destruction Tactics
XVIV. Italian Fascists Seize American Factories And Coal Mines To Stop Interference In The War Effort

 

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